By me - 25/01/2012 03:40 - Canada

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML
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HaloR 0
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Brain fart,i had like 20 today bad stuff

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jerseyboy732 16
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I'm sorry op. In cases where someone we know dies our body can get very stressed and cause us to say/do things that really don't make sense... sorry for your loss

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HaloR 0
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Brain fart,i had like 20 today bad stuff

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BeefyQueef 5
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Your head must be super stinky!

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Jakesterk96 8
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Take moment with twix. Problem solved.

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SystemofaBlink41 27
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I tried that twix thing... I almost died in a car accident...

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ladyLALAA 28
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Just wipe your brain with some clorox (sp?)

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ilovefall10 21
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Geez people. The guy only made a mistake. OP, this is neither a YDI or FML . It's more of an awkward moment. I am sure the woman isn't mad at you.

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jerseyboy732 16
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I'm sorry op. In cases where someone we know dies our body can get very stressed and cause us to say/do things that really don't make sense... sorry for your loss

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BeccaHugs 17
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Don't worry OP, I'm sure she didn't think anything of it. That's a really common thing for people to say.

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tparis12345 4
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Did someone die?

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marinus_fml 19
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Why attend a random elderly persons funeral

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porcelainkisses 5
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Where does it say it was a random?

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rahrah765765 11
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They never said random...

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AyeTee77 18
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#4, because OP is a funeral crasher, duh.

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ClassyCommando 13
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To troll the wife of the deceased, of course. Oh, and I see you've ditched the fake Sonny Bill Williams picture (can't fool a Kiwi), I'm proud of you, Marinus.

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rahrah765765 11
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#7 you posted your comment just a fraction faster than me! Now I look like I'm having a go at you lol

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rubberduckie94 13
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Op simply says "an elderly mans funeral". So I can understand the joke 4 made. It sounds like he is a funeral crasher. Without the specification of great uncle, neighbor, grandparents friends ect. It seems they were just strolling along and decided to go to the funeral.

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fredman0000 6
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Funeral need alter servers

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Pentium_4 27
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thank you OP, for posting this FML. and bravo for going to his funeral, that's highly respectful, and funerals are really depressing and you endured it anyways. you just said elderly man so i don't know if you were close to him or not

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Mister_Triangle 21
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No, Pentium, thank you.

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kristena103 14
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U know what ur twins with the guy on house of Anubis nenas boyfriend

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kristena103 14
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U know what ur twins with the guy on house of Anubis nenas boyfriend

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mama2b3 20
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I bet she just looked at you like What the...? lol How did you recover from that?

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ICATiger 13
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Damn troll brain!!!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13
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Classic case of foot in mouth syndrome. I'm prescribing you a full dose of thinkbeforeyouspeak.

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fancyclown 9
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Things like "No, thank you" are usually instinctive

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CallMeMcFeelii 13
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So you would instinctively say, "No, thank you ." If asked if you want wanted to go eat some dog shit? No. You should always think about what you're saying, and this story is a prime example.

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fancyclown 9
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Nah, I'd get a spoon.

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AyeTee77 18
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Terrific recovery there #6, OP needs to step their game up!

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phatdaddy62 23
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You are an idiot!

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Pentium_4 27
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They had good intentions

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Michael_92 20
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And your nice (sarcasm)

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gribbles 12
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My nice? Is it showing?

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Squeaky_Tomato 14
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Hehe 33. That is along the lines of what I say when people use the wrong word.

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candirose711 0
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And you're old..

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emogiggles 0
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And your and old fart

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