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My dad pretty much said the same thing.. But said get out while you can.. I'm sure your dad was just mucking around.. My boyfriend freaked out when my dad said it.. But 3 years later and we are still together :)

Damn Alan, I'd love to meet you. Sadly, I'm in Canada. :(

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Damn Alan, I'd love to meet you. Sadly, I'm in Canada. :(

My dad pretty much said the same thing.. But said get out while you can.. I'm sure your dad was just mucking around.. My boyfriend freaked out when my dad said it.. But 3 years later and we are still together :)

That's when you say "takes one to know one". Ah, third grade humor.

I hope you two get married :)

Or say, "I know but she'll suck anything" ( make sure to give him the Creep McCreeperson wink)

Wth #3 we've only been dating for a year. FML

57 - Or, "it takes one to make one?"

That is such a sweet story :) I hope you and your boyfriend have many happy years together

wow, what a douche. my ex's dad was similar

Doesn't matter had secks! If you hadn't made it that far then I just made myself look like a dumbass.

i did ;) and you have a steak in your avatar....you're anything but a dumbass

on the bright side, at least he doesn't have a gun collection to display?

Cool sounds like a good date

Isn't he insulting his daughter there?

Good job noticing the obvious!(:

Confucius says...

Egg mcmuffins are the shit

Sounds like your dad has a sense of humor to me...

tell him: you're an idiot for conceive me

my english is very bad so I did not understand :(

Lost in translation, I see where you were goin with it though! Thumbs up from me :)

hell, in russian it was funny but my brain is too small to express it properly

Russians are awesome in my opinion, I am reading your comment in a Russian accent, thumbs up, I wish I could give you more than one.