By nacho - 24/01/2012 06:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
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emvictoria 9

My dad pretty much said the same thing.. But said get out while you can.. I'm sure your dad was just mucking around.. My boyfriend freaked out when my dad said it.. But 3 years later and we are still together :)

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boofgall 16

Damn Alan, I'd love to meet you. Sadly, I'm in Canada. :(

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boofgall 16

Damn Alan, I'd love to meet you. Sadly, I'm in Canada. :(

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emvictoria 9

My dad pretty much said the same thing.. But said get out while you can.. I'm sure your dad was just mucking around.. My boyfriend freaked out when my dad said it.. But 3 years later and we are still together :)

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Jakesterk96 8

That's when you say "takes one to know one". Ah, third grade humor.

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maryam8869 7

I hope you two get married :)

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Monkeybuttcream 4

Or say, "I know but she'll suck anything" ( make sure to give him the Creep McCreeperson wink)

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TexasMud 8

Wth #3 we've only been dating for a year. FML

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SupahAsian 4

57 - Or, "it takes one to make one?"

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SaMmIMonster96 6

That is such a sweet story :) I hope you and your boyfriend have many happy years together

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Pentium_4 27

wow, what a douche. my ex's dad was similar

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EatnBeef 7

Doesn't matter had secks! If you hadn't made it that far then I just made myself look like a dumbass.

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Pentium_4 27

i did ;) and you have a steak in your avatar....you're anything but a dumbass

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Cherryripe25 5

on the bright side, at least he doesn't have a gun collection to display?

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AcidLacedBong 5

Sounds like your dad has a sense of humor to me...

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mandarine_fml 3

my english is very bad so I did not understand :(

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ladyLALAA 28

Lost in translation, I see where you were goin with it though! Thumbs up from me :)

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mandarine_fml 3

hell, in russian it was funny but my brain is too small to express it properly

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GoW_Chick 14

Russians are awesome in my opinion, I am reading your comment in a Russian accent, thumbs up, I wish I could give you more than one.

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