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Woah, calm the **** down, #10. No need to get rude about this. How somebody looks does not, in any way, influence what they say.
I laughed my ass of at the sexdoll in cinnamon thing ?
10 ... is kinda right. 1's picture really does look exactly like 10's description.
What's the problem this shit is hilarious. :D
I am so sorry. That must have been traumatizing.
Your dad sounds rad. I hope you suckled from his time-tempered tried n true teats!
I would personally LOVE to meet a dad like this. We'd be instant best friends.
You know want thing I like better than nipples? KNOWLE- (gets pushed off a cliff)
At least your boyfriend knows he can be relaxed around your father. It's better than your father threatening him the whole time (which happens with overprotective parents)
If I was your boyfriend I would've definitely laughed at that! Or perhaps I would have replied with some "edited" Meet the Fockers line like: "I have nipples, (insert dad's name here), could you milk my nipples for knowledge?
Are your dads nipples big?
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Did he say yes?
What's the problem this shit is hilarious. :D