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Today, I was masturbating to a girl with huge tits on the internet. I then scrolled down and found out she had a penis. FML

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By Noname / Sunday 1 February 2009 22:17 / Canada

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

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By Mack / Friday 9 September 2011 00:01 / Canada

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

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By slut - / Monday 29 August 2011 16:22 / Canada

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

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By Ariella / Monday 29 August 2011 04:06 / Singapore

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

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By aprilfools22 / Wednesday 17 August 2011 08:13 / United States

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