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I'm Jason. Football is my sport, I play for bingham high.
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Coolasian's favorite FMLs
By Cecilly2010 / Thursday 28 April 2011 15:53 /
By EmDa - / Thursday 21 April 2011 14:44 / India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Artic - / Tuesday 12 April 2011 04:00 / United States
By kingpin7 / Wednesday 30 March 2011 04:43 / United States