By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 21:37 - United Kingdom

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Today, while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commented that he didn't realise doctors had pierced nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML
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Do doctors have pierced nipples? We'll only know if you are indeed a "doctor". You can't control what comes out of people's mouth but you can control them from being able to see your nipples. So.... YDI

That's not what this FML is about at all

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FML sucks. My life is bro is better

that's why so many people are dumbasses and hurt themselves

I agree. old man win

What a pimp. Old man's got game.

Climb aboard da pussy-wagon!

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That's not what this FML is about at all

This doesn't sound like a grumpy man.

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Can you be MY nurse?!?!

or mine? I pay good. ;)

I almost look forward to the FML regarding "unconscious" groping that would result.

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Strippers aren't as respected as Doctors and save a lot less lives.

^^^ That's what YOU think ;P

creepy old man.

I believe you mean "awesome old man".

awww I wanna be an old man like himmmmm

#7 you are gorgeous

cool lets pick girls up on fml.

Do doctors have pierced nipples? We'll only know if you are indeed a "doctor". You can't control what comes out of people's mouth but you can control them from being able to see your nipples. So.... YDI

Most definitely. I always wear SOMETHING under my scrub top to prevent a flash while leaning forward. I learned that lesson early on. YDI.

Sir, here's your catheter and while I'm down there would you like me to repetitiously shake my breasts back and forth? I thought so...