By Anonymous - 31/08/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I talked to my boyfriend's dad for the first time. One of the first things that he said to me was, "So, I hear you're a screamer." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 237
You deserved it 7 241

Same thing different taste

Top comments


andrysb24 5

I agree, regardless of whether the OP's boyfriend talks to this dad about that, it's very inappropriate and rude for him to say that. FYL OP.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

overshare between him and his dad lol

70candycane07 0

Lol who told him that in the first place?

wow, you shpuld said you heard he had erectile disfunction... maybee.... idk thats soooooo disturbing that he would say that, fyl

rutoku 0

the dad was confident in his statement. she made it akward by thinking it was akward :P

YDI for having sex in his living room.

knightknight 0

one of my gfs in college, when I met her dad for the first time, he grilled me for over an hour on every detail about my dads death when I was sixteen. he thought the story was fascinating. what a dousche fyl for sure

Peacemaker9 7

yea like that's not weird at all.....dads a stalker!!!!

Viatus 0

Number 14, are YOU a screamer?

Daerauko 0
iTaylor 0

3-way? always a good idea. one he'll of a conversation. huh?

wintamint101 7

i bet ur bf and his dad are realllllllyy close

Skygee7395 0

like she can help it. He may be that good, it causes her to explode in enjoyment. Just because you haven't made anyone scream.

FFML_314 11
FFML_314 11

Squirt is such an unpleasant word. *Shutters

FFML_314 11

Alsjdfasdfsakslfja! *Shudders. I haven't slept.

61, there's nothing wrong with letting out a few drops when you laugh...if its a good laugh.

Comment disappeared... Anyway, does anyone remember those Whoopi Goldberg "Poise" ads? I just thought of those.

Need to chew your boyfriend out for that...

I'm pretty sure by chew he means to yell

NightSkyx 0

All this girl did was read a past fml and posted the comment then the comment everyone liked she took and used it -.- Fyl for not being original

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

84- I think they meant op but I'm not sure

knibbsy 4

At least you know you have his approval! YDI for thinking it's a FML. You could defecate in their sink and the father would just brush it off like nothing.

FFML_314 11

You responded by saying, "Want to find out?" right?

dw #24 she's not worth it . I can smell er pungeont , rotten fish pussy from miles away ...

FFML_314 11

Pungeont? Are you making up words?

mend0120 0
lidemocr 0

gross! people can be so classless

Graawr 7
lickmyjock 0

hahshahahahaha sounds like he wants to go for a test run and hear it for himself.

babbycakes101 0