By IllJustGetYouASweaterThen - 04/08/2010 07:58 - United States

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Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML
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what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

super sexy fun time, just don't let her cats join in

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Melaniee_fml 0

yummy. and why would a homeless lady have cats. she's not a cat lady.

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c00lsk8erboi 7

ur lucky... I wish homeless women would like my lips.. lol jk

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vjj 0

So, turns out that beggars can be choosers...

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quent10 0

omg thts hawt! (^omg thts sarcasm^)

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TiffanyBlews27 0

um-kay........?!.......... well........ a compliment is a compliment no matter how... disturbing. lol just beware of any new stalkers. You'll know it's her.

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twinny_sc 13

Well...at least you know your not ugly.

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kennylou 0

You should of said yes :( Its better then givin em charity money.

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theFMLwhore5 0

that's soo sexy. did you let her rape you?! :D

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StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

did you run away like a little girl yelling 'rape'! or did you take it like a man?

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LMFAOwned 9

#40, if you were that homeless lady, I wudda let you. Lmfaojk Kthxbai

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astarwarsfan 0

(puts on sunglasses) beggers can't be choosers

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SpartyOn91 0

that's a complament

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5t3ff1k4h 44

60, so if she liked it, it's rape? I think you got that a little wrong there, dude.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

48, there's something wrong with your face. 

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theFMLwhore5 0

rofl she will make him buy her dinner first! you get it.. cause she's homeless and can't buy food...

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mak3_1t_ra1n 0

48-that's probably the pickup line with the highest percent for an awkward moment. lol did anyone notice OP's name?

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That_Guy_Jake_JR 0

I would NOT let a homeless woman rape me... It wouldn't be rape ;D

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immazombeastxD 0

bet she smelt like fish, >:/ those ones are a no-no

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TibbysMusic 1

Mmm homless people rape, my favorite kind!!! Lol

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DiscountDJ25 0

56, It's more like... It turns out... -puts on sunglasses- Beggars can't be choosers. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

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Brittney_E 0

has stds written all over it.

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zach55 0

perfect! cause you wanted to rape her too right?

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aFMLaddict 0

unless she has a dick, I wonder how she was going to rape him.

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Pickled_Anon 0

Are you kidding #66?! Would you feel the same if a homeless guy wanted to rape a girl? How is a guy being raped somehow less serious than a girl being raped? Because he has a penis? That's extremely sexist.

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KrystalCaliyah 0

better get ittttt

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Lumpy760 0

DUDE !!!!!!!....did you let her though?.... that's prop the only action ur getting so TAKE IT NOW!!! before she says "No deal"

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what part of trashed homeless lady doesn't put any of you off??

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UncleverName_FYL 0

what part of dirty lonely girl doesn't turn any of us on??

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just_nicole 1

lol at least someone called yu hot...thts a compliment no matter what! :P pahaha

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xXxbiancaxXx 0

uhmmm... R-A-P-E get ur hands away from me!!! lawlzz!! I'm gonna assume y said no!! ... hopefully!!

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