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Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7142) - you deserved it (27929)

On 09/26/2012 at 10:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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At least you finally understand now. Sad that your smell is what convinced you rather than the diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, osteoarthritis, coronary artery disease, and stroke.

Now if only I could figure out a way to make bad drivers stink so they finally realise they suck at driving...

#6 - On 09/26/2012 at 12:54pm by DocBastard

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Time to hit the gym...and then the showers

#3 - On 09/26/2012 at 12:52pm by icrest80

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