By good citizen - 27/11/2011 08:58 - United States

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 930
You deserved it 6 762

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xosportsgirl14x 8

Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!


jillianmathers12 13
Thabb 0

On the bright side, you don't have to worry about him wanting to get back together with her.

Clearly you don't understand the concept.

Don't let this bitch deter you from being a good person. I'm sure his ex will get fat or something. FYL for the toe stomping, but the interwebs is on your side for being the better person.

kookookachooo 0

maybe they meant that karma is a bitch as in one day karma will catch up with his ex gf ? just a thought

tweetypie 18

Maybe the ex's name is Karma? Just a thought

iRuleUdrool 4

And that, OP, is when you should have chased after her and stepped on her foot. With your car.

JinxosGirl87 0

Follow her around the store stepping on the back of her shoe. That shit is annoying.

jwade11 12

Bitches don't go far! Mature your ass up and stop w the bitchiness.

wintamint101 7

one day karma will catch up with her

I hate bitches who bitch about other bitches being bitches xP

I enjoy cheese. (Let's see how off topic we can get.)

socalsky 0

Cool story bro , in what chapter do you stfu ?

Evey15 4

Cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich :]

Evey15 4

Oh gosh, ur such a sad, sad person d(-_ -)b

kyuhyunn 0

Hello, you are what some people call, a "special snowflake"

iriskwon 1
XkassieX 6
xosportsgirl14x 8

Huh, I wonder why she's his ex, she seems so nice!

uffiewuffie 0

Hey, OP, just remember she's the ex and you're the girlfriend.

You know, it doesn't mean she's a bitch. When you get dumped and you know who 'replaced' you, you directly hate that person if you're still not over the guy/girl. So holding the door would kinda rub it all in your face. (She also could be a real bitch but not just based on that)

jwade11 12

Ya that's usually how it goes! You try being nice and it back fires! FYL! And I'll say I'm sorry for u having to put up with the bs. Being the better person sucks sometimes!

What if the OP is leaving something out? I'm suspecting some form of stealing the ex's man; for example he cheated, or broke up with the ex for the current girlfriend. No one gives the true story if it involves making themself look bad. Maybe i'm just crazy and ex is just jealous.

MizzErikaHart 8

Maybe like, karma will come back on OPS BFS EX

it was meant to be in response to #1, who is definitely suggesting that 'Karma' was getting OP, hence, my questioning of how exactly that was karma, as not only has OP done nothing wrong, even if she was say, a boyfriend stealing *****, a deliberate malicious act, such as stomping on someone's foot, is not actually karma, its petty revenge.

dontpanic_fml 32

Hence, MissErikaHart's suggestion that perhaps #1 meant that karma would get the ex for this act

dontpanic_fml 32

not going to lie, really doesn't seem that way. You only say 'Karma is a bitch' in the same way you say 'payback's a bitch' if she meant karma would get the ex, she, or at least any person with any concept of grammar, would have said 'karma will get her' or something along those lines.... hence the reason her comment has been buried...

I guess that'll be the last time you'll be nice to her, right?

xosportsgirl14x 8
tweetbaby14 18

More like slap a bitch in the back of the head.

74- I'm pretty sure a door would hurt more than someone's hand.

74- I almost died choking from laughing at your picture.

tweetbaby14 18

Not if said hand has spiked brass knuckles on it.... And thank you.

ibeinpain 5

What valuable input! How do you make such well-worded and provocative comments?

No need to be snarky. Have you read some of the other comments?

The game your profile pic is the scariest but most fun game I've ever played

Well I guess if you were like the other woman in her relationship with your boyfriend or you did something rubbish to her then you deserve it. If not and you're just being nice then **** your life.

Haha I like the word rubbish :P but you have a good thought about that

ironyisforlosers 0

And then you let the door smack into her face, right?

Shoulda been like "And that's why he dumped you bitch"