FML : Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still...

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Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By RockedSystem / Wednesday 22 April 2009 05:39 / United States

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By ilikerainbows | 0

#132707 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:18

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

By pancakes_n_syrup | 0

#132662 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:09

Gross...that's why I will never be a masseuse

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By pancakes_n_syrup | 0

#132662 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:09

Gross...that's why I will never be a masseuse

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Iamnotmyself | 17

#3082190 - Thursday 11 August 2011 02:11

The American in his natural habitat.

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walshboy | 0

#4786541 - Wednesday 8 August 2012 07:32

the Brit camly sucking on the clit of the bitch called a queen

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stephan18 | 23

#4909248 - Saturday 8 September 2012 07:13

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By yannitheswimmer | 0

#132688 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:15

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Endless | 0

#1049046 - Tuesday 29 June 2010 11:06

shut up loser ppl shouldn't have foot fungus

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ndvorsky | 4

#2684837 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 07:43

would you consider it an FML if you were forced to roll around in dog sh*T for an hour ( no rudeness intended)

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Jessj958 | 19

#4218714 - Monday 26 March 2012 06:39

It is a big deal because people should be more considerate about their hygiene especially when a stranger is gonna be touching their skin! That's just gross!

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courtjester86 | 8

#5337310 - Thursday 24 January 2013 03:31

Wow.... It was probably you then

By tehhotness | 0

#132697 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:16

did you eat some?

By Rockey | 3

#132705 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:17

Post your resume on monster and stfu.

By ilikerainbows | 0

#132707 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:18

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

By barlessprison | 16

#132708 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:18

It's okay 2 bucks is enough to get yourself some really nice smelling hand soap/ hand sanitizer.

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jskibabe22 | 4

#1030532 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 04:08

ditto

By nom_nom_nom | 0

#132715 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:19

#2, stfu.

By MyzticHydra | 0

#132718 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:20

what a cheap fat ass

By Klu_fml | 0

#132728 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:22

O MY GOD disgusting and guys all of you stfu this person had to go threw something that made me crap my pants, this is an FML

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ExplodingToaster | 6

#5089765 - Sunday 28 October 2012 06:34

*through

By ammali | 0

#132733 - Wednesday 22 April 2009 04:26

Oh my gosh, FYL indeed :o FUNGUS??? holy crap. I would die.

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