Work: Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling...

By RockedSystem - 22/04/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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ilikerainbows 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:18

i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:09

Gross...that's why I will never be a masseuse

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:09

Gross...that's why I will never be a masseuse

Iamnotmyself 17

Thursday 11 August 2011 2:11

The American in his natural habitat.

walshboy 0

Wednesday 8 August 2012 7:32

the Brit camly sucking on the clit of the bitch called a queen

stephan18 23

Saturday 8 September 2012 19:13

Comment moderated.

yannitheswimmer 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 16:15

Too many negative votes, comment buried

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Endless 0

Tuesday 29 June 2010 23:06

shut up loser ppl shouldn't have foot fungus

ndvorsky 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:43

would you consider it an FML if you were forced to roll around in dog sh*T for an hour ( no rudeness intended)

Jessj958 19

Monday 26 March 2012 18:39

It is a big deal because people should be more considerate about their hygiene especially when a stranger is gonna be touching their skin! That's just gross!