Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: The dead of the night - FML

The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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Knock first!

By Anonymous - 19/09/2023 06:00

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Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML

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Cougartown

By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

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Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

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Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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By dentistrygirl - 03/05/2012 19:41 - United States

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Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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You deserved it 20 687

Meet the parents

By aj513 - 29/11/2015 01:20 - United States - New Bedford

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Today, my girlfriend and I got caught doing it in her parents' bed by her mom. Instead of making me leave, they forced me to stay for dinner. FML

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My eyes! My eyes!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 05:47 - United States - Sanford

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Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 6 425

By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 00:02 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML

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Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 20 February 2024 21:42

they're adults. they have sex. it's normal and natural. where do you think you came from?

idragosani 14

Wednesday 21 February 2024 4:12

So? They're consening adults

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Crowned Sataness 12

Tuesday 20 February 2024 21:42

they're adults. they have sex. it's normal and natural. where do you think you came from?

dreams2383 18

Wednesday 21 February 2024 3:23

why did you use their bathroom? also their house their room.

idragosani 14

Wednesday 21 February 2024 4:12

So? They're consening adults

Lost Reggie 14

Wednesday 21 February 2024 9:57

You deserved it, if that's the only available restroom, just ignore your Mom and her boyfriend and go handle business. Say nothing, be happy for them.

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