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By  DocBastard  |  38

At least you finally understand now. Sad that your smell is what convinced you rather than the diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, osteoarthritis, coronary artery disease, and stroke. Now if only I could figure out a way to make bad drivers stink so they finally realise they suck at driving...

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By  JasonLTR4  |  4

Er...mah...gerd!

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Oh the pressures of being first ;)

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  mintcar  |  9

I was eating a Panera sandwich when I read this. FML.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

What a waste of first. But anyways, OP, you just need to learn to clean yourself better. You just aren't showering properly or enough. But this might also be a good time to lose weight. It will be better for your self-esteem and you'll be healthier.

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Is it an unwritten rule that the first comment has to be the pinnacle of all responses, a philosophical masterpiece, the zenith of mankind's intellect, or so powerful that somewhere in Ancient Greece someone jizzes themselves??

By  jayenessa1  |  5

Wow...

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  kmikelg  |  1

Experience? Lol

By  DocBastard  |  38

At least you finally understand now. Sad that your smell is what convinced you rather than the diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, osteoarthritis, coronary artery disease, and stroke. Now if only I could figure out a way to make bad drivers stink so they finally realise they suck at driving...

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  icrest80  |  4

Thanks for the diagnosis doc!

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  Tuffay  |  14

My ex daughter in-law, used to put clothe diapers in her fat rolls to soak up the molding sweat! Nastiest thing I ever smelled, and my smelling of it was not intentional.

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You're not sure it's OP's fault. A medication I'm on made me gain almost 100 pounds in a year, even with diet and exercise on my part, desperately trying to at least slow it down. The mold however, they definitely deserved.

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Sure, it's often a genetic or medical thing, but I'd say if that were the case you'd have already come to terms with being obese. I say OP deserved it because from the wording, it seems OP has been ignoring the problem, something you'd do if it were a choice.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

18: The OP deserved it because of his attitude; the stink-mold in his fat rolls is just incidental. OP shouldn't have been in denial about his own obesity. If he'd been aware of the state of his health, he'd very likely wouldn't be obese.

By  mintcar  |  9

You have a fungal species living and growing in your fat rolls? That is pretty gross. How do you miss something like that? I hope this is a wake up call, please take better care of yourself. Dat hyphae.

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