Today, I had to finally come to terms with the fact that I am obese when the doctor told me that my weird smell was not an infection but mold growing between my fat rolls. FML
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Today, I learned how awful intertrigo smells. I spent a ton of money and years of my life to become a health care provider apparently to treat the yeast infection between an obese woman's fat folds. FML
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Today, my doctor informed me that my severe body odor has no cure, no treatments, and is caused by… eating food. Not any specific food, just food. So either I can stop eating entirely, or I can smell like rotting fish in an outhouse. FML
Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML
Today, after several days of deep-cleaning my house, I found a huge section of my room covered in black mold. I almost puked when I saw it. Not only could that have put anyone in the hospital, but it also explains why I've been getting sick all the time as of late. FML
Today, my mom finally believed me when I said I smelled mold. I lifted up the couch, and it was covered in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, and my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. FML
Today, I noticed a disgusting, cheesy smell and spent all day wondering what it was. I later found out that it wasn't coming from my feet, but from my belly button. My surgery wound got infected. I'm a germaphobe. FML
Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML
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DocBastard 40
At least you finally understand now. Sad that your smell is what convinced you rather than the diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, osteoarthritis, coronary artery disease, and stroke. Now if only I could figure out a way to make bad drivers stink so they finally realise they suck at driving...
icrest80 4
Time to hit the gym...and then the showers
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Comments (81)
one11oh 2
if it really smelt that bad that you thought it was an infection, Time for a good scrub!
BlackBlazeCobra 16
How often do you shower? Or do you forget to clean under your rolls?
Twisted_Angel 17
Eww... Thanks for that image. I was gonna have lunch, but now there's no way it will stay down...
FuzzyJack 15
I'm going to call this the most disgusting FML I've read.. How can you not notice mold growing on your body? Don't you check your body when showering? I have many more questions about how you couldn't notice such a thing, but I'm not sure if I want to know..
baronsmommy 14
This is extremely sad to me, I hope you learn to value yourself more. Luckily there's still time for a change, please take better care of you!
lmbachman 23
I don't think it's the obesity that you have to come to terms with, love--it's the inability to shower effectively that needs to be addressed...
Unknownwords 0
DAMN!!!! FYL
nickolascronk 3
Wow. Just wow.
njgohard 16
MY EYES. THEY CANNOT UNSEE THIS BLASPHEMY.
jack_ripper604 0
It's called a shower fatty. Doesn't matter how big you are a simple shower would still avoid growing mold on your body!! Blahhh gross