Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
ThunderThighs
Flemington, United States
Today, I was so ashamed of my weight when I sat down and the suction of my thighs made a loud fart noise, I admitted to it being a fart rather than my fat rolls. FML
Anonymous
Jakarta, Indonesia
Can't take the L
Today, I lied to my father. I told him I got money yesterday. In fact, I just got fired yesterday. I kept a really happy jolly voice when I spoke to him on the phone. FML
Fatass
Knoxville, United States
Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML
Hungry
Brisbane, Australia
Cheat day
Today, I conveniently "forgot" to write down a bunch of stuff, including a huge kebab, in my Weight Watchers food journal. FML
LP
United States
Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
jammy
United States
Don't attempt this
Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML
mattlikesfunions
Federal Way, United States
Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML
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shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
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Comments (221)
shithappens2memo 0
why? who else reads it?
Jaykayfu 0
I do .
enonymous 9
You could have worked for Nixon back in the day.
L3Paparazzo 7
just go to the gym ! :)
manzanita2121 6
Someone needs P90X.
fatgirllovesfml 0
op reads it. isn't that enough? OP is lying to her self that's Sad tbh..!!
manzanita2121 6
lol your pic is sad.
Hugh_Spreadum 4
Yeah, she'd have some huge lying to do in her diary.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
hahahhahahahhahhahhhahhahah u fatttt :D
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
Her diary would've mocked her for being overweight
dark_path 0
there are some things that you just don't want to accept about yourself and this is how self-denial forms. FYL, OP.
RaineLee 5
OP you are what you eat so YDI.
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
P90X isn't for overweight people it's for ppl who want to get jacked I'm on day 35 and it's pretty extreme
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
P90X is LAME
SchiTzenGiglez 0
buzzkill
alpaquette91 9
from your picture do you lie to your journal too lol
kcluna 6
Sounds like you need to face reality!!!
manzanita2121 6
I know but allot of people have lost alot of weight doing it. I've completed 2 rounds and I love it!
manzanita2121 6
that comment was for 87. 91 you probably couldn't keep up. don't hate.
Marianette 0
some people can't lose it that easily.
lovelostcause 5
u
Prankster7o7 5
P90X is a ******* joke along with that bullshit called Zumba.
Insane_Tea 15
Not everyone has the time to do battling ropes or martial arts. There are some people that just like to look good without having to train for a specific sport.
volgin95 1
yet you post this online.
abc1231 2
time to bust out some insanity work out vids!
dragon0000 7
I can't help but laugh when I saw Ur comment hahha I'm so sorry
Saint_Pete_Saint 0
hey I'm in baton rouge rite now :)
kobiman 0
yes she needs it
shortie916 0
Someone's in denial!!!!!!
highfiveee 0
hahah u ugly
alpaquette91 9
lol ... I tried to think of a witty comment but couldn't! I just laughed
sepdps 0
lmfao
ciarafox9 9
I posted almost the exact same post to someones FML yesterday.....hmmm suspicious??
livin_plur 0
haha yea I saw that too
alpaquette91 9
lol I sat there tying to think of something shallow and pedantic and i got nothing FML lol
jc29_fml 0
yes, shallow and pedantic indeed.
Docbee 11
famliy guy reference xd
Mitcha857 0
Can't think of a witty comment or thought? How about this: wow OP not only do you lie to yourself but then you want attention for it by posting it as a FML moment. Quit being an attention grabbing pussy and go outside and get some exercise! Were you REALLY expecting everyone to pat you on the back and tell you "everythings going to be ok"?
KraziiDesire 0
128 , You are amazing.
iceicebaby24 0
Will you just marry me?
zuzupetalsYO 11
I deffinately laughed. out loud and stuff.
Dreamcatcher619 6
epic fail of an fml.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
ydi. maybe try diet and exercise... I've found it works much better than wishing and lying.
MiuDiorLouboutin 0
ITA good post
LunaNstars 0
she's in the first step, which is denial.
franniedottp 8
she's just trying to impress the diary fairy!!! duh!!!
bachooka 5
yeah totally. eat less, move more. it's been working for me.
justsomgirl 4
why does everyone assume she's overweight? it could just as easily be an eating disorder. perhaps she's been told she needs to gain weight but doesn't want to.
Lorysa 11
Just be honest with yourself and then make lifestyle changes! : ) It'll come off before you know it.
Kua_Mei 0
There is a possibility that OP is trying to gain weight.
tweetbaby14 18
127, how many people do you know that lie about gaining weight?
ladiesman665 2
ya it wont
Lorysa 11
Either way, lifestyle changes can be made. A person trying to gain weight can add lots of healthy carbs, nuts and other calories to their diet. A person trying to lose weight can put sweets out of sight and eat fruit instead to satisfy cravings. Everything makes a difference!
Not_so_innocent1 5
oh my god! your name, "ladies man" and then ur pic, I thought u were a girl!!! hahaha lmao!
justsomgirl 4
was it because you thought someone might see it? I can understand that. but if it's because you're in denial, well then there's not much point in lying to yourself.
funnyFMLSplz 0
you read my special mind;(
moodyreallyrocks 27
I miss my diary..
Darcon 8
wtf? All my fml are rejected and this one is accepted even though its already been said but instead of the diary it was a running machine..
shan2 0
mmmmmm. what other lies do u tell ur diary?
i_wuz_nver_here 31
she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.
CrashTheNinja 4
^win. :D
drewgreenan 0
love!!! <3 :)
ahlecksgee 0
why are you still inside and on the computer . go outside and run around .
Quasar55_fml 18
Don't feel guilty for lying to your diary, he talks shit about you behind your back