By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
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shithappens2memo 0

why? who else reads it?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.

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Fruit_Dealer 9

That is.. One hell of a fail. Now go workout!

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Tankd4life 0

this is the dumbest FML I have ever heard. who moderated this crap?

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drumchick4ever7 0

if you come to terms with yourself you will feel better and confident

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thebestof1984 0

haha, I love this one! Sorry op....

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karleighpaige 4

oh wow that's just sad :/

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thomaa12 0

So you're fat, lie to your diary, and seek sympathy on FML. Your life does suck.

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samsanpoet 0

maybe you should stop writing and start lifting!

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rissgoesrawr 0

who cares? how is this a FML? Its not like anyone else reads your diary.

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DocBastard 38

It's a good thing you didn't tell the truth. That ******* diary is nothing but a FILTHY ******* LIAR and spreads false rumours and innuendo all over the goddamned place. That diary got just what it deserved, the little ****.

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sincerely331 0

Why is everyone assuming OP is fat/overweight? What if she is skinny as hell & lied cause she wants to be thicker?

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kingtz 6

Because skinny people don't need to lie about their weight.

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oh_your_god 15

because people don't bitch about being skinny.

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flickyourbic1223 7

89 People do bitch about being too skinny. It's not as common but it does happen.

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justsomgirl 4

if this person has an eating disorder, I an easily see her lying.

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