Health: Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I finally weighed myself after going on a strict diet of only fruits, vegetables, and coffee. I gained weight. FML

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shithappens2memo 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:22

why? who else reads it?

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:36

she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.

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RuskiManBearPig 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 5:45

damn.

Ringerace 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:03

-_____________-

kurdi 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:06

Omg you made my day

shattered567 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:25

omg thats hilarious ur that insecure haha lose a few pounds will ya !!!

TheyCallmeStacey 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 6:39

lol!aww

aionlover 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:06

wow...."amazing"... -___-

Taylorrrrr 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:16

bless your heart!;)

jessicaflemister 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:19

Who the **** keeps a diary.

julian24245 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:34

Then stop eating so much.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:46

Why did you lie to your diary? Who are you writing to in it? Yourself, or Tom Riddle?

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