By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
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shithappens2memo 0

why? who else reads it?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.

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theSil 0

Now the FML nation knows this instead of just you and your diary, fyl

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CurlyQ1993 0

if you're going to lie then what's the point of puting it in your diary??

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blabb573 5

oh my god, that is soooooooooooooo hilarious

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shift_love 13

I'm surprised this fml didn't come out of the good ol u.s of a

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Monii_Harlz 11

ok then, I'm sorry but I cudnt help but laugh!!!!!! HAHAHA, sorry Hun but it's just a diary no one will see it, and I don't see how that's a FML ?

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FYL1313 0

If you can't admit it to yourself, why are you admitting it to potentially millions of FMLers?

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bzett 0

What's it going to do - tell your pen to go tell all his friends?

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