FML : Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too...

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Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LP - / Monday 15 June 2009 02:35 / United States

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By chinchilla_fml | 0

#306502 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:28

Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?

By FlaminYawn | 0

#306527 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:35

So your mom encourages fucking? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...

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By Win_fml | 0

#306501 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:28

Haha... That sucks. But tell her and you'll feel the pressure gone. #1

By chinchilla_fml | 0

#306502 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:28

Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?

grajax | 24

#6633505 - Wednesday 22 June 2016 02:37

Maybe if she is younger and wasn't supposed to have sex in the first place, I don't know though. Just a guess.

By Win_fml | 0

#306507 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:28

#1 = Agreed

deviking | 10

#5830764 - Saturday 18 January 2014 06:54

So you agree with your self I would hope so

By cherrytwiz | 0

#306519 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:32

#1 ftw :) tell her

By FlaminYawn | 0

#306527 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:35

So your mom encourages fucking? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...

By StarrieyedFML | 0

#306535 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:37

Sweetie.... I just got out of a year and a half relationship... Sad thing is. I haven't had sex for a year either. Its ok. Don't feel bad. I told my mom and she gave me a high five. lol. :p so..... #2 has a point. This is in no way, a FML.

By elloelle | 0

#306544 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:42

Ummm. You're losing weight? It's not a bad thing. That is, as long as it is in a healthy way. Which by your lack of excuse making I would assume it is in a healthy manner. Try lying next time if you're too ashamed of not being sexually active. Boo hoo. Cry me a river. Eat an Oreo and get over it please.

By SasuNaru_fml | 0

#306547 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:43

LOL #7 FTW!!!!!

By ObamaKitttyy | 0

#306568 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:49

Awww

By PRHippy | 0

#306582 - Monday 15 June 2009 09:53

Agree with what most people have said. Not having sex in a year is not an FML. You should totally get the whole eating disorder thing cleared up though and eat a huge bowl of paste in front of her or something. Things can get awkward if she thinks you're sick. So what that you're losing weight. You're probably looking totally sexier and that should attract more guys to fuck, if that's what you're worried about.