Today, my mom accused me of having an eating disorder, and I didn't correct her. Truth is, I lost weight after I went off the pill a year ago. I'm too embarrassed to tell my mom that I haven't had anyone in a year. FML
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chinchilla_fml
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Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
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FlaminYawn
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So your mom encourages fucking? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...
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Win_fml
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Haha... That sucks. But tell her and you'll feel the pressure gone. #1
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chinchilla_fml
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Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
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grajax
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Maybe if she is younger and wasn't supposed to have sex in the first place, I don't know though. Just a guess.
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Win_fml
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#1 = Agreed
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deviking
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So you agree with your self I would hope so
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cherrytwiz
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#1 ftw :)
tell her
tell her
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FlaminYawn
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So your mom encourages fucking? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...
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StarrieyedFML
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Sweetie.... I just got out of a year and a half relationship... Sad thing is. I haven't had sex for a year either. Its ok. Don't feel bad. I told my mom and she gave me a high five. lol. :p so..... #2 has a point. This is in no way, a FML.
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elloelle
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Ummm. You're losing weight? It's not a bad thing. That is, as long as it is in a healthy way. Which by your lack of excuse making I would assume it is in a healthy manner.
Try lying next time if you're too ashamed of not being sexually active.
Boo hoo. Cry me a river. Eat an Oreo and get over it please.
Try lying next time if you're too ashamed of not being sexually active.
Boo hoo. Cry me a river. Eat an Oreo and get over it please.
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SasuNaru_fml
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LOL #7 FTW!!!!!
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ObamaKitttyy
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Awww
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PRHippy
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Agree with what most people have said. Not having sex in a year is not an FML.
You should totally get the whole eating disorder thing cleared up though and eat a huge bowl of paste in front of her or something. Things can get awkward if she thinks you're sick.
So what that you're losing weight. You're probably looking totally sexier and that should attract more guys to fuck, if that's what you're worried about.
You should totally get the whole eating disorder thing cleared up though and eat a huge bowl of paste in front of her or something. Things can get awkward if she thinks you're sick.
So what that you're losing weight. You're probably looking totally sexier and that should attract more guys to fuck, if that's what you're worried about.