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Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
Maybe if she is younger and wasn't supposed to have sex in the first place, I don't know though. Just a guess.
#1 ftw :) tell her
Ummm. You're losing weight? It's not a bad thing. That is, as long as it is in a healthy way. Which by your lack of excuse making I would assume it is in a healthy manner. Try lying next time if you're too ashamed of not being sexually active. Boo hoo. Cry me a river. Eat an Oreo and get over it please.
Agree with what most people have said. Not having sex in a year is not an FML. You should totally get the whole eating disorder thing cleared up though and eat a huge bowl of paste in front of her or something. Things can get awkward if she thinks you're sick. So what that you're losing weight. You're probably looking totally sexier and that should attract more guys to ****, if that's what you're worried about.
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Wouldn't your mom see it as a good thing that you hadn't had sex in a year?
So your mom encourages *******? Hopefully you're using this time for self-discovery...