Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
how about never?
San Fernando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Top comments
Mpsteve13 7
use your leg
Bandz_fml 3
I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"
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Comments (487)
Adree 15
Haha Which is why I would rather be eaten out: ;)
dum_dum1 0
yum! :P
DaveOnDope 4
Adree, my record was over two hours with a bitch that didn't return the favor.
Pinson18 0
108 is saying yum to eating out a girl that was born in 95 while he himself was born in 83. we have here a pedophile.
PassTheDutch 0
that just sucks.
carolinadreams 0
cheer up. she could just be a little slutty and extremely loose... probably not though...
KFCkoolaidWaterm 0
You could always say four dreaded words back: is it always loose? Think about it. :P
HaleyKristan 0
that's what I was thinking!!
amandrinoranges 0
HAHA o that's great
QwertyMcNugget 0
Today, I had to use the four most dreaded words known to man, 'Is it in yet?'. It was. FML
dum_dum1 0
you dirty girl :p
Primus_fml 0
Really? Wow! What a coincidence!
mancer 0
Soo... like 3" or so? lol sucks for everyone involved.
RagingRex 0
im pretty sure i saw this one before :)
dum_dum1 0
you should have said "no not yet" then made a fist and started punching her in her lady parts.
summerkop 7
lmfao
tr827653 2
lol best comment
meezydagreat 0
lmfao 36 for the win
SLP9008 0
Ouch. Thats why you make sure the girl that takes your vCard is also a virgin. Me and my boyfriend both were so I never knew he was abnormally small until I met my fiancé :)
Johnnnyyy 0
lmao!
B0nb0N09 12
How does them being a virgin chane it... What...
TabzTheLoserKidd 4
maybe you should find someone who isn't a loose *****.
jess6blondie9 3
Some people have wide set vaginas, they can't help it. Doesn't make them a *****.
InitiateMeDharma 3
Excellent point, 303. And if you think about it, maybe he turned her on to such a point of wetness that it made her uncertain.
akallaan 7
Needle dick
sarapsosis 1
loose vag
DocBastard 40
Fortunately for OP, the "it" he was referring to was just his pinky finger, rather than his 12 inch ****** Slaughterer.
Action_Bastard 0
Well that's a nice way of boosting up OP's confidence, DocBastard. Now only if he really were to be referring to his pinky, oh the disappointment.