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Johntheladdo United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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Mpsteve13 7

use your leg

Bandz_fml 3

I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"

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Nimmrodel 11

Not the size of the prize but the motion in the ocean. Thats what people say, hope you feel better now. :)

tattooedcowboy 6

they only say that to make the guy feel better

DevonLaFon 0

this may be true...but it takes a long time to get to England in a rowboat...

DaveOnDope 4

Ladies, which would be better, a twelve inch pencil diameter penis or a five inch 2.5 inch diameter penis? I love it when guys start arguing about penis size. I like to say, "Okay everybody pull them out and PROVE it!". Every now and then one guy does. Those are the ones I suggest get a career in the **** industry. ME? No complaints yet, no shocked or disappointed looks. But the lady I lost my virginity to passed me around to her friends.

BWill9014 4

Odds are she is a ***** and has had sex so many times that she just can't feel any guy with an average sized dick... so don't beat yourself up too bad OP

Nimmrodel 11

Not the size of the prize but the motion in the ocean, chin up lad. hope this makes You feel better

cheex87 0

luckly for you it only takes less than 3 inches to reach a woman's G spot... so there's still hope lol

ReginaFalange_fml 13

#3 AND #69 = dumbasses

Scalabrine44 0

this was meant for doc

DocBastard 40

Damn comment bug. Please disregard.

Anteezy 7

GRATS ON LOSING YOUR V-CARD BRO

creedaddict 9

ha!

JennaMason 6

31, lmfao. you're making mo sense. stop embarrassing yourself and just leave.

Guren 0

it's a good thing you fit stereotypes cuz that had all types of fail

hippychiccx 0

You said, "...mo sense," and you're a blond. You have officially made my day. Thank you for fitting the "dumb blond" stereotype. :)

braveone1 0

chill on da blonde jokes

jess6blondie9 3

It's called a typo for god sakes, leave the girl alone. She's not dumb.

OhShuttup 0

#186 look at your spelling first

1234USMC 0

yeah but she's hot as **** so she can afford to make all the mistakes she wants. society is still gonna put her on a pedestal.

JCBaseball13 6

LOSERRR!!!

jessenyc 0

lmao!! get some meds to make it grow buddy!!