the fact you had such a concise FML tells me you aren't hot.

I know, right? Because pretty girls couldn't possibly effectively express themselves while writing. Shit, I must be pretty fucking ugly :(

see 30 least you understand the rules lol

wow that stinks!

Rule of life: women can't be smart and attractive. Here's some examples Sarah Palin: pretty but stupid. Grimke sisters: ugly but smart

Out of all the possible 'pretty but stupid' examples, you chose Sarah Palin!?

haha I know right!!

wtf?? lok

It's a joke lol, if you have better examples feel free to share them.

Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson.......

Well, Paris tends to look like a deformed horse, but we are getting closer to the mark.

you're just talking about her vagina

she's actually quite intelligent. paris just puts on the stupid act.

how about Natalie portman? she's gorgeous and went to harvard...

Kelly Pickler for crying out loud.

maybe you weren't worthy enough to make him stop

OMG U CAN'T GET A GUY TO STOP PICKING HIS NOSE. I rlly wldnt care cuz I ur crying over that, wait til u hav sex with a guy then realize he picks his nose wen ur not around.

well thinking anyone walking by would make him stop but u didn't,well u must be pretty...damn ugly

67 -- natalie is also funny. :D "we love you, natalie!" "I WANNA FUCK YOU, TOO!" also, obvious nwa reference. |the kid|

Is anyone else wondering how you can "violently pick your nose?"

90- thanks to you I now got a weird image in my head haha

#90: When it looks like you're stabbing your brain.

who doesn't want to f Natalie Portman?! lol

Megan fox is a goddess 

Am I the only person who realizes that a nasal cavity is NOT the same thing as a nostril?

I just happen to think she's at least a little smart....

that was for the Sarah one. dang:(

men's rule, we like sluts

72, please speak English

Haha good shit... Made my day

I knew that.

that's mean:(

He was only digging for gold to find the treasure and impress you OP!

Gary F**king Oak

lol

Bet you was glad I walked by then x))

i love how you say violently... he probably gave himself a nose bleed

Reese ur such a Anthony gaOne

well u would sure keep me from continuing to dig in.

ha what did you say?

VIOLENTLY PICKING HIS NOSE!

for realz

win ^^ lol

Lmao

u spelled intimidated wrong...Sorry

103- He did that on purpose.

he also spelled 'probably' 'your' and 'words' wrong so I'm guessing it was intentional.

spellcheck freak.

agreed this isn't your problem. its his.

The guy picks his nose in public and you're concerned about his opinion? Who can possibly care what HE thinks?

he was violently picking his nose

it's probably because the op has low self esteem

^^ Hahaha, this made my day lol.

Yeah, I'm going to start picking my nose for guys I have crushes on. I'll let you know how it goes ;)

Yes, finished with a kiss on the tip and a sexy wink.

ewww that's nasty precog lol but funny nonetheless

Awww, so sweet.

What's next? Are you going to stick your finger in your a-hole and let him sniff your finger afterwards?

Ewww^ Lol

no, no, no! You're suppose to pick their nose seductively....

you're so adorable.

ugh dip.

that must be itD:<

agreed lol

boo! you stink!

I will steal your damn Pokemon.

noooooooooooooo