By uggo - 29/03/2011 17:12 - United States

Today, I walked into a room, where a guy was violently picking his nose. He kept picking. A very pretty girl walked in after me, and he immediately stopped and sat up straight. Apparently, I'm too ugly to motivate strangers to stop excavating their nasal cavities. FML
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ViolentBears 0

I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.

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PrittyinPit 0

It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D

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largefoofighter 0

the fact you had such a concise FML tells me you aren't hot.

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Happygofucky 0

I know, right? Because pretty girls couldn't possibly effectively express themselves while writing. Shit, I must be pretty ******* ugly :(

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CitrusGirl 0

Rule of life: women can't be smart and attractive. Here's some examples Sarah Palin: pretty but stupid. Grimke sisters: ugly but smart

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Happygofucky 0

Out of all the possible 'pretty but stupid' examples, you chose Sarah Palin!?

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CitrusGirl 0

It's a joke lol, if you have better examples feel free to share them.

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Happygofucky 0

Well, Paris tends to look like a deformed horse, but we are getting closer to the mark.

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Grimmerie 31

she's actually quite intelligent. paris just puts on the stupid act.

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laurbear12 3

how about Natalie portman? she's gorgeous and went to harvard...

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KiddNYC1O 20

Kelly Pickler for crying out loud.

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JetLifeNextLife 0

maybe you weren't worthy enough to make him stop

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s_tricka 0

OMG U CAN'T GET A GUY TO STOP PICKING HIS NOSE. I rlly wldnt care cuz I ur crying over that, wait til u hav sex with a guy then realize he picks his nose wen ur not around.

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Jvr91 8

well thinking anyone walking by would make him stop but u didn't,well u must be pretty...damn ugly

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TheNewGuy03 28

67 -- natalie is also funny. :D "we love you, natalie!" "I WANNA **** YOU, TOO!" also, obvious nwa reference. |the kid|

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hannah1203 2

Is anyone else wondering how you can "violently pick your nose?"

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sarapsosis 1

90- thanks to you I now got a weird image in my head haha

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0opsie 6

#90: When it looks like you're stabbing your brain.

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laurbear12 3

who doesn't want to f Natalie Portman?! lol

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Thabb 0

Am I the only person who realizes that a nasal cavity is NOT the same thing as a nostril?

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ladybug108 0

I just happen to think she's at least a little smart....

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BigBoiToys 0

Haha good shit... Made my day

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MasterE56 4

that was me!!! and yes you are ugly! ;)

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MrsLender_fml 3

He was only digging for gold to find the treasure and impress you OP!

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BadBoyz90210 0

i love how you say violently... he probably gave himself a nose bleed

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Pinson18 0

well u would sure keep me from continuing to dig in.

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briandunlikelmo 0

lol ydi for being ugly

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i_love_grrr 0

ha what did you say?

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SirEBC 7

He was probz intimiadatied by ur big werdz.

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KiddNYC1O 20

103- He did that on purpose.

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duckie227 22

he also spelled 'probably' 'your' and 'words' wrong so I'm guessing it was intentional.

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SoundnVasion 0

happened to my cousin corey once, hes in highschool

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jibz 6

Why do you even care what he thinks? The guy was picking his nose in public... He should be writing this FML.

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mikolyshka 0

agreed this isn't your problem. its his.

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CrazyManNo9 29

The guy picks his nose in public and you're concerned about his opinion? Who can possibly care what HE thinks?

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mygreenhoodie 0

it's probably because the op has low self esteem

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ViolentBears 0

I think he was trying to say that if you were a booger, he'd pick you. He didn't want that girl see him confess his undying love for you.

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Happygofucky 0

Yeah, I'm going to start picking my nose for guys I have crushes on. I'll let you know how it goes ;)

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Happygofucky 0

Yes, finished with a kiss on the tip and a sexy wink.

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sarapsosis 1

ewww that's nasty precog lol but funny nonetheless

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KingDingALing 9

What's next? Are you going to stick your finger in your a-hole and let him sniff your finger afterwards?

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RedPillSucks 31

no, no, no! You're suppose to pick their nose seductively....

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cassiesandra 0

you're so adorable.

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aiden2976 0

that must be itD:<

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PrittyinPit 0

It's okay OP! You shouldn't feel bad when someone who is PICKING their nose doesn't find you attractive. The feeling should be mutual. :D

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holymolybro 0

Looks like you have an ugly situation.

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holymolybro 0

I will steal your damn Pokemon.

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DoULie21 0

Atleast he stopped though.

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