Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
how about never?
San Fernando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
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Mpsteve13 7
use your leg
Bandz_fml 3
I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"
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Comments (487)
crissybear 8
ha ha ha ha good job..!
wendyyyy 0
That sucks. But if she really loves you she won't care how big your dick is.
ReginaFalange_fml 13
WRONG
DjeePee 25
I think you stated it a little too simple. If they still can have good sex (there is indeed more than a penis that can provide sexual pleasure) and she doesn't bother it too much, it won't be a problem. But if she needs 'real' penetration (the penis-in-vajayay one) to become satisfied, they've got a huge problem, no matter how much they love each other. Sex isn't everything, but bad sex can ruin a lot. I really love my boyfriend, but I absolutely care how big his dick is. Let us just hope for OP that his girlfriend can find pleasure in other ways.
barneyfife 0
96, #1 go to hell for the use of vajayjay. seriously?!? if you can't call it a ****** at least call it something more intelligent than some childish made up word. #2 sounds like they have a rather small problem not a huge one. dumbass.
seanders 10
So we learned that 81 and 96 are selfish inconsiderate *****.
bigblue95 0
111 if it was a small problem its easily fixable. big is being used in context of the magnitude of the situation not the size of his penis dumbass.
Star18lk 0
He stated in the FML that it was.
SquidleyD 4
oh my damn!!!!! xDDDD
cowboyup061705 4
you shoulda asked her if she a spare telephone pole you use so you wouldnt have fallen in.
salsero85 3
like!
gracygirl1 0
ur dumb
RedMiniStapler 1
Fisting might help
justalilrandom2 4
I think it might make things worse... : / Wizard's sleeve and all that.
maa_rico 4
Finally a post i am very familiar with.
xledellz 0
****!
manzanita2121 6
snook wants mush mush.
milomay 0
lol -30 inches?
TripOnShoelaces 0
LOL 196, win.
Calyx_fml 22
Either he was too small or you are too big for each other. Either way you are poorly matched.
sadielady95 0
Don't you mean "she was too big and you were too small" ?
briidontgive_ 0
Exactly .
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
lol maybe ur just gay and didn't have a boner
xojessayox 4
fyl for letting someone stretched out take your vcard.
ydi_4_suking 20
yea its always better to lose the virginity to another person at the same time
MTJY 21
That usually helps with another person yeah...
MissBrainDamage 0
yah maybe OP and his girl are just poorly matched. or Maybe he just needs to develop skills in the art of finger banging. or learn how to use his tongue. or only have sex with asian girls, although I doubt that will happen. sorry Op.
xojessayox 4
fyl for letting someone stretched out take your vcard.
Nagger_Batch 0
3, never attempt to be funny again.
nanotide 0
**** you. that made no sense.
you_freak 7
Nice save
Igor_g5 0
Not only did it make no sense but the idiot thought it was a good idea to post it twice.