By how about never? - 19/10/2014 11:22 - United States - San Fernando

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Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
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LostMy_Marbles 24

At least he isn't scarred over watching the whole ordeal!

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Enslaved 36

Almost as charming as a guy asking the doctor to add a few extra stitches in.

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LostMy_Marbles 24

At least he isn't scarred over watching the whole ordeal!

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Rinat_fml 26

If he didn't mean it as a joke, he seems like a typical douche.

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Knightchaser27 25

Why would he be scarred,she did most of the work

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smokecloud_ 37

I remember my brother in-law's face after my sister had her first. She recalls it as an "easy" experience, he recalls the tale as a horror film.

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jeepers_1 21

33, have you ever witnessed childbirth? It's terrifying. Imagine something you love being torn apart while you watched... not pretty, then some stitches and some healing later and you're supposed to love it again. Some men actually end up with PTSD after watching their wives give birth!

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RedPillSucks 31

He didn't necessarily watch

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jeepers_1 21

chances are if he was in the room he caught at least a peek, first thing you do when you're told not to look is look.

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LostMy_Marbles 24

33, the experience can be very traumatic for someone. It is a beautiful moment but completely horrifying at the same time. I have known some men to cry in the corner after seeing it, others faint... And as said above, some men get PTSD

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WasabiMars 21

So what did the doctor say?

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sayyestothedress 24

#12 how would you know? Unless you're the husband

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slytherbitch 15

Because that's what all doctors say.

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vtperson80s 4

#14 almost every doctor will recommend waiting at least 6 weeks to have sex after giving birth...Just FYI

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Enslaved 36

Almost as charming as a guy asking the doctor to add a few extra stitches in.

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sweetbliss3 37

I probably laughed harder than I should have at this.

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brittbritt1388 10

my ex husband said that to the dr. well he said sew it up tight dr!

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slumcat 10

#23 I can see why he is your ex husband.

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CoGhostRider 31

Depends on if you have a private room or semi private room

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thevelociraptor 31

Nope, it's still 6 weeks, and the privacy of a room is definitely not a factor.

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pwnman 33

Congratulations on your baby, I feel sorry that he has an immature daddy.

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chadermcchaf 16

I'm sorry but reading "immature daddy" made me spit out my drink in laughter

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silvercamaro 22

I would tell him to focus on this child before possibly having another one

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PhilSnake22 13

The thought enters every mans mind at some point, but he made the rookie mistake of saying it...

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diving_fml 30

congrats on the baby.

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Drag0nb0rn 22

This FML confused me so much because I thought he meant hit the baby and I became fearful for that poor things safety.

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Cryptical 13

I'm sorry, but are you mentally challenged?

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peacheso 31

#37 so what if he's mentally challenged? Is that a bad thing?? Don't.

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peacheso 31

#37 so what if he's mentally challenged? Is that a bad thing? Don't.

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Cryptical 13

That's actually pretty righteous. I don't meet a lot of people like you.

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Drag0nb0rn 22

I would like to apologize that my mind doesn't automatically connect everything to sex.

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