By how about never? - 19/10/2014 11:22 - United States - San Fernando

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Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
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At least he isn't scarred over watching the whole ordeal!

Almost as charming as a guy asking the doctor to add a few extra stitches in.

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At least he isn't scarred over watching the whole ordeal!

If he didn't mean it as a joke, he seems like a typical douche.

Knightchaser27 25

Why would he be scarred,she did most of the work

I remember my brother in-law's face after my sister had her first. She recalls it as an "easy" experience, he recalls the tale as a horror film.

33, have you ever witnessed childbirth? It's terrifying. Imagine something you love being torn apart while you watched... not pretty, then some stitches and some healing later and you're supposed to love it again. Some men actually end up with PTSD after watching their wives give birth!

RedPillSucks 31

He didn't necessarily watch

chances are if he was in the room he caught at least a peek, first thing you do when you're told not to look is look.

33, the experience can be very traumatic for someone. It is a beautiful moment but completely horrifying at the same time. I have known some men to cry in the corner after seeing it, others faint... And as said above, some men get PTSD

the man's got his priorities straight.

WasabiMars 21

So what did the doctor say?

#12 how would you know? Unless you're the husband

slytherbitch 15

Because that's what all doctors say.

#14 almost every doctor will recommend waiting at least 6 weeks to have sex after giving birth...Just FYI

iLike2Teabag 27

18 years.

6 weeks :P

Almost as charming as a guy asking the doctor to add a few extra stitches in.

I probably laughed harder than I should have at this.

my ex husband said that to the dr. well he said sew it up tight dr!

#23 I can see why he is your ex husband.

Depends on if you have a private room or semi private room

Nope, it's still 6 weeks, and the privacy of a room is definitely not a factor.

Apparently not lol

pwnman 33

Congratulations on your baby, I feel sorry that he has an immature daddy.

I'm sorry but reading "immature daddy" made me spit out my drink in laughter

I would tell him to focus on this child before possibly having another one

You got your priorities straight.

The thought enters every mans mind at some point, but he made the rookie mistake of saying it...

diving_fml 30

congrats on the baby.

Drag0nb0rn 22

This FML confused me so much because I thought he meant hit the baby and I became fearful for that poor things safety.

I'm sorry, but are you mentally challenged?

#37 so what if he's mentally challenged? Is that a bad thing?? Don't.

#37 so what if he's mentally challenged? Is that a bad thing? Don't.

That's actually pretty righteous. I don't meet a lot of people like you.

Drag0nb0rn 22

I would like to apologize that my mind doesn't automatically connect everything to sex.