Johntheladdo
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Well?
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
anun
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked me, "Is it in yet?" FML
MandMandM
United States
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. As soon as I began to climax, he started repeatedly asking, "Are you done? Are you done yet? Are you done?" Well, NOW I am. Thanks, honey. FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Fuck
Fowler, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetition
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Instructions
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "What do I do now?" FML
how about never?
San Fernando, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML
Annie
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Waste
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
miiiiilk
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Superfuzz Big Muff
Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML
glittercat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
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Mpsteve13 7
use your leg
Bandz_fml 3
I thought the 4 worst words were "I have a penis"
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immegan 6
bang an asian:) that should help lol
plzfckme 3
so u loose
Idk_what2say 0
105%..?
Guren 0
I bet you are familiar with being incredibly loose :P
DesB 7
lol that's not always true though the girl DOSE NOT have to be loose or a ****! MY FIRST time it was all on the guy! I WAS a VIRGIN and I'm a very petite girl an i couldn't feel anything! But I did some research and there is a disease where the man has an unusually small pecker it's called "small penis syndrome" but don't worry it is not contages...
hippychiccx 0
Contagious?
DesB 7
oh oops sorry yea that's what I meant...my stupid phone keeps trying to respell things thanks 188
viper2290 0
should have ****** her in the ass. she would have felt it then
audmac 0
******* sick!
DaveOnDope 4
Maybe a little, just on the tip.
DaveOnDope 4
Oh I'm sorry, I though you said SHIT. My mistake.
jSOPURE 3
Like a few posters before me stated, there are other ways to sexually gratify your partner. I'm sure you and her are willing to try. Good luck. :)
dufelbag 0
haha u have a 1in wonder
lmfaoooooooooo 4
u shld hav said no then shoved ur arm in tht b**ch
sarapsosis 1
damn this app that is for the third thread not here
RockstarRN 10
Ouch!
SirEBC 7
King, SirEBC and Doc are about to throw down.