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FML - The follow-up

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Geckosrock99 Say more :
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
By Geckosrock99 - / Friday 31 August 2012 02:45 / United States - Riverbank
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  Sandsh8rk  |  39

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  gmc_blossom  |  39

Do you really have to look at the gender icon to determine this was posted by a girl? I'm pretty sure it could be easily insinuated that the OP is a female by the simple fact that she posted about using a vibrator.

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  ljord2n  |  39

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  MochiDango  |  39

29 There are actually vibrators out there just for men. Not that I'm trying to defend 17, because I know better than to post about an OP without looking at what gender they are.

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  FattySock  |  17

It says on your profile that you are a mother. I weep for your child(ren). You see (and I say this with my most patronising voice)... sexaaydino is NOT on an angle causing her b00bs to squish. What she has done (and granted it's a clever and subtle trick) is angle the CAMERA. She is sitting straight (you can tell by looking at the background... see how the windows are all on an angle as well?). So there is no reason for one b00b to look much larger than the other...

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