By Geckosrock99 - 31/08/2012 02:45 - United States - Riverbank

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Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
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OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.

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You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.

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17- And how do you figure that one out?

#17, i don't think guys would use Viberator lol.

I don't think #17 looked at the gender icon of OP on the top right corner of the post lol

Do you really have to look at the gender icon to determine this was posted by a girl? I'm pretty sure it could be easily insinuated that the OP is a female by the simple fact that she posted about using a vibrator.

Believe it or not gay guys use vibrators lol

29 There are actually vibrators out there just for men. Not that I'm trying to defend 17, because I know better than to post about an OP without looking at what gender they are.

I completely forgot to consider gender, so I just assumed it was a guy posting. God I can be an idiot sometimes >.

54 - I really wouldn't think of you as a part-time idiot

I am not a know it all with sex toys alright?!? Please stop sledging me! For gods sake!

So your a expert?

Look at OP's FML. It actually shows that she is a female. Focus...

Get a bf. I really feel bad for you Op. Clowns are scary. I am not scared of them, but most dying toys sound like death trying to kill you.

71-you're* sorry, it must be done

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SandSh8rk's comment was perfect until the last word.

Do you have to be that savage?

You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.

Sounds like the Joker has been around!!

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Half to death. Can you actually read?

She said half to death, learn how to read.

At least it scared you instead of shocking you!

My girly bits just shuddered.

That's where I thought this FML was going!

You get what you pay for..

Some toys are made with the sole purpose of sending small electric shocks. I believe a popular one is called the violet wand.

*Cleveland's voice* That's nasty

4- Wrong use of Cleveland!

18- Your profile picture made me laugh. Then I realized it might be real after reading your retarded bio.

I'm not sure if it's the angle but one of her breasts looks significantly larger than the other. Like, grapefruit:cantaloupe.

Thats nasty followed by a wink, right?

101 - probably the fact that they are real and one is getting smushed by the other because her body is a angled

It says on your profile that you are a mother. I weep for your child(ren). You see (and I say this with my most patronising voice)... sexaaydino is NOT on an angle causing her b00bs to squish. What she has done (and granted it's a clever and subtle trick) is angle the CAMERA. She is sitting straight (you can tell by looking at the background... see how the windows are all on an angle as well?). So there is no reason for one b00b to look much larger than the other...

But one is...(@ 132)

You do realise 'b00bs' aren't the exact same size..?

Now you have a fear of clowns and things that vibrate.

Or just vibrating clowns

Sounds like it became possessed. It happens. Throw it in the drawer and buy a new one.

Would you throw it away instead of the drawer being it's messed up now?

Could be fun owning a possessed vibrator... You never quite know what it's going to do.

Like attacking your bits in the night, for example.

That awkward moment when you get trolled by your own toy..... I'd be scared to use another vibrator in the future.

I wonder if that is OP's birthyear in her name

Oh lord... I really hope not.

I wouldn't be surprised!

They grow up so fast! ;(

Please be a lucky number...

Probably her graduation year

Well, she would be 13, so she would have gone through puberty, the only question I have is how the hell did she get one in the first place, If that is indeed her birth year

Prolly graduation year so she is atleast 26

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No, not at all.

"Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger." I don't even want to know what you were thinking.

At least you didnt come in the dark to the sound of a laughing clown

15: Uh, no, 11 was right...

22- I know, I was about to edit my comment when the time ran out. :(