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FML - The follow-up

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Geckosrock99 Say more :
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
By Geckosrock99 - / Friday 31 August 2012 02:45 / United States - Riverbank
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  Sandsh8rk  |  36

OP is so sexually unappealing that even inanimate objects don't want to be near him.

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  gmc_blossom  |  21

Do you really have to look at the gender icon to determine this was posted by a girl? I'm pretty sure it could be easily insinuated that the OP is a female by the simple fact that she posted about using a vibrator.

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  ljord2n  |  4

Believe it or not gay guys use vibrators lol

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  MochiDango  |  4

29 There are actually vibrators out there just for men. Not that I'm trying to defend 17, because I know better than to post about an OP without looking at what gender they are.

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  Sandsh8rk  |  36

I completely forgot to consider gender, so I just assumed it was a guy posting. God I can be an idiot sometimes >.

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  Sandsh8rk  |  36

I am not a know it all with sex toys alright?!? Please stop sledging me! For gods sake!

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  budnut  |  10

So your a expert?

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  MDTeddy  |  13

Get a bf. I really feel bad for you Op. Clowns are scary. I am not scared of them, but most dying toys sound like death trying to kill you.

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  astoryofroses  |  9

scared to death? then how'd you post this?

By  grapist111  |  4

*Cleveland's voice* That's nasty

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  sexaaydino  |  14

Hahahaha

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  FattySock  |  1

It says on your profile that you are a mother. I weep for your child(ren). You see (and I say this with my most patronising voice)... sexaaydino is NOT on an angle causing her b00bs to squish. What she has done (and granted it's a clever and subtle trick) is angle the CAMERA. She is sitting straight (you can tell by looking at the background... see how the windows are all on an angle as well?). So there is no reason for one b00b to look much larger than the other...

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  killmoose  |  5

Well, she would be 13, so she would have gone through puberty, the only question I have is how the hell did she get one in the first place, If that is indeed her birth year

By  dasgaytaco  |  1

I'm pretty sure the saying goes "those who go to sleep with broken vibrator, wake up with stinky fingers" or something like that.

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  007type  |  21

*came

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