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By unknown - 04/02/2011 08:11

Today, I woke up and stepped out of bed right into a pile of dog crap. Acting quickly, I jumped on to my other foot, which would have been a great idea, except for this morning there were two piles. FML
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BWill9014 4

Your dog anticipated your clever plan and developed a counter strategy for it... a wise and powerful general your dog is... bow to his superior intelligence.

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Quasar55_fml 18

Sorry if I don't get it, but how come there is dog crap near your bed ?

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Quasar55_fml 18

Sorry if I don't get it, but how come there is dog crap near your bed ?

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tboudre 0

because the OP is dumb enough to let a wild animal live in his house.

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Iskaria 0

domestic isn't wild, op is just lazy and cba training the poor thing -.-

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BWill9014 4

Your dog anticipated your clever plan and developed a counter strategy for it... a wise and powerful general your dog is... bow to his superior intelligence.

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BWill9014 4

*they're and yes it's obvious this dog is a genius

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BWill9014 4

lmao... that is a topic for the fml ahead of this one about the swastika

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ContactSparrows 0

shit happens, and in your case twice. lol

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ALBATROSS9080 0

your dogs a douche, he must of like, planned that

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tashaburr 0

Because the lazy ass hasn't potty trained his dog but he'll right and FML about it. I say YDI all the way. train your dog right OP and your dog won't shit everywhere.

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jdcostal 0

I think you mean write bubba head

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ancora 1

YDI for either not training your dog or for not walking it enough.

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mintcar 9

Oh no, I stepped in dog crap. Only if there was a such a thing as water and soap...

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