Money, Kids, Pregnancy and Relatable: And yet they say romance is dead… - FML

And yet they say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - 02/04/2022 06:00

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend deliberately got pregnant, because they found out if she claimed to be a single mom, she could get a council house and free benefits, and then just move him in with her. They're both 15. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 April 2022 6:35

Sounds like a brilliant plan! The two dolts were probably not going to do much with their lives, so bringing a kid into the mix can only be a good thing, right?

Justkidding100 39

Monday 17 July 2023 14:41

abortion? either her kid or yours

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 2 April 2022 6:35

Sounds like a brilliant plan! The two dolts were probably not going to do much with their lives, so bringing a kid into the mix can only be a good thing, right?

Justkidding100 39

Monday 17 July 2023 14:41

abortion? either her kid or yours

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