not the scalpel
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird
Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Omaha, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Juliett
Wisconsin Rapids, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
504-A1
Barrie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
nr1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
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gc327072 31
Tell him to cut that out!
DocBastard 40
Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.
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torbey 23
maybe he went to say another girl's name and changed it mid-word so you'd never suspect a thing...hope not though :)
hopsinlove17 26
Oh madiscalpel. Makes sense(:
perdix 31
"Grey's Anatomy" He's obviously fantasizing about Meredith, Sandra or *gasp* Dr. McDreamy!
Peacelove0404 26
Isn't it Mr. McDreamy, and Mr. McSteamy?
jem970 19
Hmmm.... A dexter fetish maybe? Either way it's weird. Try and get it out of him but don't freak out yet :) maybe you just love an odd ball. We all do at some point.
skittlestrailmix 14
His friends probably dared him to.
sarah6786 14
Yes. Because that sounds like something his friends thought would be hilarious as a dare.
TurquoiseJesus 15
Actually, 20 does make a lot of sense. I've had friends who would yell out a guys name (usually a mutual friend between him and his girlfriend) as they were climaxing in bed, just to see the reaction of the girl. So that as a date? Fairly plausible.
Ins0mau 20
64 - that's horrible. :-s
MonsterCommenter 4
Maybe you misheard it and he actually squealed out a girl's name?
Senseless_487 29
I'm racking my brain, but I can't think of any names that could be confused for "scalpel."
Pleonasm 36
Maybe for a second he mistakenly thought he was playing some strange version of "operation"...
durkagihad 12
He must be a fan of operation
KMtheDrummer 6
My best guess is he actually said "scalper", like the Black Ops achievement... Wouldn't be the first FML about a boyfriend saying video game related stuff during sex.
hellya14 0
Creepy...
bigtime_rocker 11
Run!!!
pennies_lane 6
maybe he was thinking of random things to help him not cum so quickly. but when he did he just blurted out whatever was going through is head at that time. yes? no? maybe?