nr1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
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anon
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
bloody good time
🌶️ Spicy
Nosebleed
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Raise the pressure
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
Sharing is caring
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Anonymous
Alg, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate on the bathroom floor. Somehow my nose managed to start bleeding, so he bent me over the tub and kept going because he didn't want to "ruin the moment". FML
broken
United States
Romance isn't dead
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
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PsychoXtheXrapis 3
Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.
ambowew 7
You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!
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ambowew 7
You're dating Jiraiya?! That's so perverted, shame on you!
coolkid_matt 11
Loving the pic ^_^
iLazy 0
Isn't he dead?
ambowew 7
He'll be forever alive in spirit T_T
whoisthisgirl 4
hey look on the bright side, he can never fake it now :)
peachesbeach 0
69 YDIs...how appropriate ...i love jiraiya ;)
cgchamp89 7
it's kinda sorta hard to fake an ****** as a guy..........
juicedboi 7
Just in case you missed it, now you wont. And the tissues will be even more useful now!
Xmarshall16X 5
Haha dang you beat me to it.
ElMundio87 0
51 not really
dudeitsdanny 9
51- I have one word for you: Condoms. I've never done it, but I imagine that's one way.
imcutefml 0
naruto references ftw
CoolAidIsMyName 0
ha. you're replying to something bout sex when you've never dome it.
herrobear 0
Why f your life? F his life.
monkeebalz 0
shes so good, she took his nose's virginity
zachhasse 0
nice pic bro lol
mygreenhoodie 0
wait that's not normal ?
dixieboo 0
Lol but Jiraya's like, 52! Eh, who cares, ur still right! X3
CatEyes66 0
Must be a good ******.
Bano360 25
Do you squeal like a pig when you ******?
rawr9able 4
Am I the only one who finds this hot? Only me? Damn oh well.
dudeitsdanny 9
We're not all hemophiles or BDSM enthusiasts, sorry =(
rawr9able 4
don't knock it til ya try it. :P ain't a hemophile but bdsm yes.
kingatowning 2
a great ****** or some rough sex
Anderswartz 4
Bano wins for previous FML reference
randomguy1millon_fml 0
the blood just makes better lube
Mort74 0
Tell him Viagra is a bad idea if one's got hypertension. Now, seriously, he should go to the doc. That doesn't seem healthy...
dreamering 16
What's the problem? You pussy bleed every month. You're even
akd1v 0
he makes a point
samatoulai 0
well at lest she's not over him.
inflames2361 0
what's the problem? discharging built up blood in the uterus is natural. nosebleeds are not.
xoxbandgeekxox13 3
lmfao 88...fail. I'm not even gonna tell you why cause you don't deserve to know
milky953 0
I surprised nobody has mentioned amine cause that happens in every anime I've seen. it would normally be when they see a naked just not ******..
coolkid_matt 11
Wow that's weird :S Send him to the doctor
PsychoXtheXrapis 3
Hey, at least he doesn't have an ****** every time he gets a bloody nose.
DropDead77 11
That would be interesting
lavantant 3
that would be an endless cycle...
D11Churchkill 8
Are you a philosopher or something?
mustafa_fml 0
haha I see what you did there!!
iwouldliketocomm 0
you could love him to death if you wanted too
CateXOX 0
FHL, he might want to get that looked at. Also, don't go too hard on him, that would be a difficult death to explain to his parents.
fthku 13
True that he might need to get it looked at, because bleeding does sound extreme to me, but the reason this happens is because there is actually erectile tissue in the nose. Some people sneeze the first few seconds after they get turned on, but only at the begining and only a few sneezes, so getting it looked at is a good idea.
FlashBurn 13
High blood pressure more likely. The increase during an ****** could be causing a minor rupture of blood vessels in his nose, i.e. the nose bleed. Tell him to get to a doctor, or pick up a vampire fetish in the sack! :O
electricmaster 0
hahaha vampire fetish
1two3four5six 23
or get into bloodplay
Shafreeka 8
So, if he ever comes home from "work" with a blood nose or blood on his shirt, you know what's up lol
elisolauren 0
lol hahaha