not the scalpel
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird
Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Omaha, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Juliett
Wisconsin Rapids, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
504-A1
Barrie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
nr1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
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gc327072 31
Tell him to cut that out!
DocBastard 40
Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.
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DaRito 25
Maybe he was imagining a scenario where you were the nurse?
alexisisabel17 10
Is he in medical school...?
TheGreatCompo 11
Ma'am, I don't know what sort of relationship you have with your boyfriend, nor do I know the man himself... However, if a man moans out "scalpel" when he orgasms... I suggest you don't dump him. I suggest you run away and assume a different identity.
PunkPrincess_fml 11
I'm inferring that he knows why, but won't tell you. Creepy.
alucard724 9
that's weird first it's pow pow pow and then oh scalpel ??