not the scalpel
Paso Robles, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Weird
Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Omaha, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
during
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Narcissism
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Juliett
Wisconsin Rapids, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Good question
Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
504-A1
Barrie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
S……
Singapore 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Found it
Today, my boyfriend was about to go down on me as foreplay before losing his virginity and he actually poked my clitoris and said, "What’s this thing?" FML
nr1234
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say it, don't spray it
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Anonymous
Kingston, Jamaica 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Top comments
gc327072 31
Tell him to cut that out!
DocBastard 40
Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.
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Comments (117)
hawkdancer2012 5
Ummm the ****? Lol
PiaMiaPerez 1
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xXSpeer103Xx 0
Call of Duty reference
MyHorseTango 7
Sounds like something a sociopath from Criminal Minds would say
charybdis1618033 5
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial...
Kingbreezy04 10
Because was performing surgery on that pussy....right? Anyone.....(holds head in shame).
auburngirl106 14
Strange
sirbob692 7
what is with ppl saying really weird things when they nut?? do ppl not moan anymore???
Bandking 12
This one time, I was screwing around with my friends at a playground...being 17, I'm too big for this stuff, I ended up bashing my head on something...apparently when I was down I was moaning something on the lines of "breakfast."
CaroAurelia 12
I've heard it all now.