By Leashaness - 15/09/2012 11:07 - United States

Today, my doctor informed me that the pea-sized bump under my arm is a "third breast." That's not what I meant every time I said I wanted more tits. FML
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DocBastard 38

Supernumerary breasts are very common. It's nothing to worry about. Maybe you can even get a job as a prostitute on Mars!

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xlord 27

Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....

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MonsterCommenter 4

This comment is irrelevant. Please, crawl into a hole and die.

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MissMae93 23

21 - Seriously? Go die. I know you're trying to make yourself sound "cool" and all, but using a homophobic slur isn't going to do that for you.

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nado13579 12

Can someone tell me what 21's comment was about, please? I missed it.

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HowAreYouToday 34

1,2,4,5,6,8, and 9 are all thumbed down... It is a thumbadeggon!

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nelds 12

31, I'm not sure what 21 said but don't ever tell people to go die, you heartless arse.

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MissMae93 23

44 - Heartless? Right, because standing up for the LGBTTQ community is heartless. Secondly - I've had friends die because of the word. If you don't know what happened, why comment?

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gc327072 30

31, you have no right to speak to 56 that way... She's way hotter than you, anyway.

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MonsterCommenter 4

Everybody here thats debating and wondering, 21's comment called the OP a homophobic slur. His comment was posted one minute before my original one, so i know exactly what he said, but I can't tell you for fear of being moderated):

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Dblocker 18

I could swear I've seen an FML almost exactly like this.

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Oceanlondon 5

I'm sure your boyfriend won't mind…

xlord 27

Sometimes I wonder if I'm reading the same FML as some of these commenters....

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MDTeddy 13

I wanna know if you can feel pleasure from it the same way as the other 2.

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tressie_fml 6

I would actually be turned off by an arm third nipple.

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xlord 27

Why would anyone be looking under OP's arm for her to have to say "it's a spider bite"?

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iliketomoveit123 10

That's a weird place for a breast... -.-

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NashyzzleTheN 10

Sorry 6, I was commenting on another comment but I think it got deleted in the process of writing:/

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beefstew_54 3

im gonna go ahead and call fakesies, i just saw an fml very much like this one in the random section the other day

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NashyzzleTheN 10

No, it's actually really common. My cousin has a third boob on her back.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Don't tell anybody else, they might call you triple nipple!

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unknown_user5566 26

It's a little late for OP to refrain from mentioning it to anyone else, don't ya think?

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kittykat1501 31

There are no nipples on extra breasts

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acidkitten 14

well if he can't tell the difference then he's a damn useless doctor

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DracoSpirita 21

Ah, those useless doctors. One once told me I had swine flu when I just had a UTI.

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All_I_Need 4

Well, I got told I had depression when I had a sinusitis. Always a good idea to check what your doctor says...

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DocBastard 38

I've mistaken a harmless lump for cancer and vice versa. It's impossible to tell based on how it feels.

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Isoldael 27

And that's why doctors never base diagnoses like that by just an external examination, but will always do a biopsy :)

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happylawyer 16

That, and because of heartless, insensitive, money driven lawyers

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Congrats on being the first non-thumbed down comment on this whole thread.

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onlychildFTW 33

This is the first comment not to be thumbed down like 40 times. Wow. congrats man. Anyways, people always say be careful what you wish for.

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cheshireau 26

Or beggars can't be choosers?

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