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Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

By 504-A1 - / Friday 11 May 2012 22:02 / Canada - Barrie
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By  llamafish  |  25

I hope you used protection. Wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS ;)

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By  squid_board  |  8

Dam harsh lol

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  Isoldael  |  25

56 - I agree, however, if the boyfriend in the scenario you mentioned would think for a moment, he'd realize that having phone sex without being vocal kinda beats the point. I mean... If both sides are quiet you might as well hang up :p.

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  iLickRainbows  |  2

71- That's what he said.

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Thats not how you spell damn thats how :)

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  shayshayshazam  |  14

I literally could never be with a guy that's not ok with his girl using a vib haha.

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  muFilter  |  19

71, I've run into this before. Just be sure to take things slowly. There is no substitute for adequate foreplay and plenty of lube. With a truly caring partner who's willing to take the right steps for your comfort and enjoyment, your phone will likely be able to accommodate pretty much any size comment. Derp. Didn't see 83.

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There are a lot of lesbian-identified women who also prefer nonrepresentational toys for reasons I trust are obvious. At least one major internet toy vendor has them separated into "representational" and "nonrepresentational".

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  TaysDarkLust  |  11

@#127, The phone sex is if you are away for each other and want each other, In a long-distance relationship, a way to keep close if drifting apart during a time when they're not together. etc People claim it feels better with someone listening/watching/whatever..

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  kyarush  |  10

Maybe you should just throw away the vibrator and let your man focus on pleasing you? My woman doesn't need a vibrator!

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  olpally  |  32

That's pathetic that he is jealous of a vibrator, Lol... He's just like the one boyfriend who called his girlfriend a selfish bitch for not putting the cat away when the cat meowed... lmao, fyl op, just finish! :D

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  ICastillo  |  24

Dude maybe it's one of those huge ass ones, Like the size of an arm, those are a little intimidating haha

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  siickman  |  7

87- i dont think he knew what the vibrator looked like unless OP explained that as well which i highly doubt. Anyways, thats some crazy ass porn you are watching if the dildos the size of your arm. :x

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  Dojan  |  16

147 - "Babe, I don't know, but all this talk about your vibrator ruins the mood for me." One sentence would have fixed it, he didn't need to be that harsh.

By  DomDomxoxo  |  16

Men get super-jealous about vibrators.

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  booee1985  |  1

Not real men they know a vibrater ant got shut on the real thing sound to me like he is small lol

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  Guren  |  0

Of course the doc had to say something about it, but in their defense they feel that they cannot keep up with a vibrator. As a matter of fact vibrators are meant to out last and perform similar to comparing an assembly line worker and an assembly machine. It's meant to do the job better so as a man he/they feel "out shined" because of it. A feeling of replacement. And by the way prolonged exposure (every day/other day) to a vibrator can make the vagina dull to the sense of a penis because it is used to a vibrator.

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^ But it's JUST a vibrator; end of story! OP's boyfriend is acting as if it's going to replace him. She can't kiss, cuddle, or have s-- well, she could, but that'd just be weird. Whatever, OP's boyfriend is just overreacting, lol :}D

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  DocBastard  |  38

Guren - What the hell are you talking about? We feel that we can't keep up?? Meant to outlast? What the fuck are you smoking? A vibrator is in no way meant to do a "better job" than a man. They are completely different. Can a vibrator kiss a woman? Can it whisper in her ear? Can it lick, nibble, suck, tease, or caress? No, no, no, no, and no. No real man is threatened by a vibrator, just like women shouldn't be threatened by a man's hand. A real man uses it during sex to elevate the experience for her.

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A real man wouldnt need to use it. Sounds like youve done this before which is by all means good for you, if not then you sound small then. Haha

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  DocBastard  |  38

It isn't about NEEDING to use it, you clueless fucking jackass. It's about maximising someone else's pleasure, something I'm sure you know nothing about. Can your penis vibrate? No. It's an entirely different sensation, and when you ADD it to sex, it can make it explosive. Real men CHOOSE to use it because most women enjoy it. Real men don't think they and their dicks are god's gift to women like you apparently do. Moron.

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  thatoneguy79  |  10

86 - Actually, real men do use vibrators. Real men understand good sex is more than inserting penis A into vagina B and rocking back and forth for 27 seconds. Real men understand the value of the tools available to assist them in providing pleasure to their partner. Insecure, stupid men think all they need is a dick and 30 seconds.

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

105- You basically just paraphrased exactly what Doc said. You must've seen Doc's comment, because a.) he replied right under 86 and b.) he replied almost an hour before you did. Not trying to troll, just curious: Were you going for something different? Or were you just wingin' it?

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  JayBear14  |  11

As a girl I really have to say that for me a vibrator really is just an add on. The orgasm feels great don't get me wrong, but then having sex after using the vibrator is ten times better. The guy is definitely needed in that equation though. It's the vibrator that can be left out when using other techniques.

By  llamafish  |  25

I hope you used protection. Wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS ;)

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  jonjak  |  7

Sorry 49 I don't agree Some men are assholes.

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  jonjak  |  7

To be honest once we see 2 or 3 guys that we deal with, and they decide to be an asshole we just get the same idea with the rest of them. You can't really find a good man now adays, they are one in a million...

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  twisted_cherub  |  14

It's a vicious cycle, really. Nice guy dates bitch. She mistreats and dumps him, leaving an asshole. Newly reborn asshole dates nice girl, treats her like crap, dumps her and leaves a newly reborn bitch. We do it to each other.

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