By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 08:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was putting the cat outside. He wouldn't go, so I kicked him. Then I woke up to my husband screaming. I’d been dreaming, and the "cat" I kicked was his family jewels. FML
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At first I was like "kicked the cat? You deserve it" then I was like "oh" haha

How damn hard did you kick the cat in the dream?! Did you treat it like a football or something?


At first I was like "kicked the cat? You deserve it" then I was like "oh" haha

Kinda still feel like OP deserves it. For her instinct to be to kick the cat in her dream, who knows what does IRL. I rarely hit YDI but this is one of them. I have two cats and would never dream of kicking them. Edit - Pun not intended, but I guess it works here haha

Well, to be fair, dreams can be pretty fucking weird. I once dreamed I was stealing cars, exploding cop cars and then in the end I turned out to be in the body of Jim Carrey. It doesn't mean I do it in real life or have an urge to do so. Except being Jim Carrey, though...

What if she doesn't even have a cat? And plus if she would treat a cat that way I doubt she'd have a cat if she hated them so much. I don't see how it's a YDI

You don't go and kick a cat. It shouldn't matter if you like it or not, don't kick a cat.

You deserve to be kicked in the face.

I agree, I think you can't control what happens in dreams but I do hope OP would never kick the cat IRL

lol #55 i know what you mean

50 - sorry i get what your trying to say but its not fair to judge someone based off of what they do in a dream, thats actually stupid. ive done so many random things in dreams i wouldnt actually do in real life...

#50 you're assuming OP drop kicks their cat on a regular basis? seriously? because when my cat doesn't want to listen I give him a light boot to the butt, which can also be classified as kicking my cat..........

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...I thought your joke was funny

Welcome to the hate-ridden website that is FML. Seriously, say something in the slightest that anyone decides they don't like (even if it's a funny post that got top comment on a similar FML) and you'll get down-voted into the abyss.

-16 for this comment? do you people have a concussion ?

I thought it was funny too

I've noticed that the puns with the capitalized word that makes the pun a pun, tends to get down voted.

Purrfect comment gets downvoted. Have an upvote.

fuck your husbands life. but it isn't really your fault, you were asleep after all! i hope you didn't hit him too hard and that he recoverd fast! :)

Of course it wasn't her fault! It was her husband's fault 100%.

Oh shut up! OP was asleep so it's really not her fault.

This is why I hate fml. #3 gives her honest, reasonable opinion and gets down voted because if a person on this site has a slightly different opinion or misspells a word even, they get down voted by the self-righteous, egotistical, pricks of fml.

Question, not to be rude or anything but, if you hate FML why do you still have it?

F Your husbands life That is definitely not the ideal way to wake up

chrisbeaudoin 26

Your husbands side of the story: this morning i woke up to my wife kicking me in the nuts for no reason.

How damn hard did you kick the cat in the dream?! Did you treat it like a football or something?

You've obviously never taken a hit to the nuts. Or yours are made of steel. Even a light flick can do it.

They're made of steel then I guess. Cause I've been kicked in the nuts lightly without pain.

You must not be hung like a horse then.

Hung like a half eaten tic-tac?

Actually it's impossible to have balls of steal. Your balls are supported only by a thin layer of skin, so there's no way you could have to steel balls in your scrotom

Steal? Give me a break

two* If you had synthetic balls, it would be totally possible.

I replaced them! ... That sounds painful now that I think about it...

If you had balls of steel it'd be pretty hard to sneak around the house *click* *clack* *click* *clack*

If a thin layer of skin was carrying that around it would hurt like hell, don't even tell me I'm wrong

What a pussy.

At least a pussy can take a hit

I think he was referring to the cat

Thanks OP, Mug root beer out the nose hurts.

Oh come on, you should know by now not to drink and FML.

F the cat's life in the dream!

You must be a special kind of stupid

Insulting someone you don't know for a comment you don't like, real mature.

He is calling you stupid for a stupid comment (you are feeling sympathy for a cat in someone else’s dream) the same way that I am calling you stupid for not understanding that

You must have really punted them! You kicked the cat out of the bag, so to speak.