Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, I went on a date with my crush and I was so desperate to impress him, I talked him into a blowjob, after he turned down full sex since it was only a first date. He asked me to stop halfway through, because apparently I have bad technique, and hurt him with my teeth. He left. I’m such an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
emjoy 0
That is horrifying. I hope you ended it there
causelifehappens 0
haha, what did you expect you met him online.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (70)
annie91 0
ew I hope u slappedhim!!!
mistershlong 0
don't be a bitch just suck his dick no biggie
SumKid_fml 0
Too many desperate guys online. What did u expect?
erizzz 0
big girls don't like it- but they do it cuz they can't get a date otherwise lol
adonals 0
lmao nice.
gilly011 0
ok wait. so you met this guy online && he took you home upon the first time meeting you? wow. so you sound easy, what was the problem?
3rw0n 0
lol
saladgirl123 0
fat girls try harder.
Ritz190 0
XD damn dude. I like fat chicks but you kinda lead him on by cuddling with him....potential serial killer. O.o
Newbie21 1
FYL for resorting to online dating
danzer827 0
did he really thinkbthat comment was goin to change ur mind?