Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. While cuddling on the couch, he asked me for a blow job. I refused. He said, "But I thought big girls liked doing that." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML
Today, I went on a date with my crush and I was so desperate to impress him, I talked him into a blowjob, after he turned down full sex since it was only a first date. He asked me to stop halfway through, because apparently I have bad technique, and hurt him with my teeth. He left. I’m such an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
Today, I was on a movie date with my boyfriend, when he asked for a handjob. I thought I was doing well until he sighed, took my hand off, and said he could finish on his own. FML
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly licked for about a minute and then gave up. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted a blowjob, shortly after we've started dating. He said to be careful because he blows a massive load. Thinking he's full of crap, I rolled my eyes and got to work. Had him going and then a massive load shot down my throat and a bunch of fire hoses sprayed out my nose. It burned so bad. FML
Today, I was talking to my husband about how I wanted our marriage to improve and not just be sex all the time. In the middle of my sentence, he asked for a blow job. FML
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Top comments
emjoy 0
That is horrifying. I hope you ended it there
causelifehappens 0
haha, what did you expect you met him online.
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Comments (70)
jpest17 5
never comment on weight!!! he learned that the "hard" way
mphayes 0
u bitch u should have given it to him that way he would't have had to insult u!
erjaguam 0
online dating??! seriously?
violetsareblue 0
ahahahaha, you completely deserve it! but whatta dick anyways!
ksmiley 0
While this could possibly be something you like doing, maybe you also only like doing it after a certain amount of time. Also, for people saying you deserve solely on the fact that you met online, that's stupid. People outside the web can be jerks too.
Nic_hole 0
haha I agree with number 8, and goodness what's the difference between a chubby girl and a skinny girl given head? eh
troyboyd05 0
Well let's see how good of head you give, yah?
Skull_300 0
Soooooo, did you Blow him or what?
breannac 1
hahahahaha you deserved that one!! hope u left...
estherika 0
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pongmaster 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhhahhahahha lose some weigt noon