ow
United States
Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
monkeycannon7
Woodbridge, United States
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
farhia97
United States
Today, I learned how much it hurts to put a mint up your nose. FML
ouch
United States
Today, I took a nap on the couch in the family room. My brother thought it would be hilarious to take clear packaging tape and put it on my chapped lips. Then rip it off. FML
Millian2
Plymouth, United States
Today, I learned that when you take off your sweatshirt, it can get stuck in your braces. I was in public. FML
Plugged
United States
Plug me in
Today, I found out that when you put Kleenex up your nose to stop it from constantly draining snot, it is possible for it to rip and get stuck in your nose when you try to take it out. Words cannot describe how incredibly uncomfortable that was. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
How many cans did I have last night?
Today, as I peeled a now soggy Band-Aid off my finger, I discovered that in the dim light of yesterday evening, I had, with great anxiety, wrapped it around the wrong finger. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
liver
Santa Cruz, United States
DIY
Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Ow ow ow
Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML
bloodyLIP
United States
Today, I learned the hard way that an ice cube is capable of ripping the skin off your bottom lip. FML
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mikeyforge 0
OH NO! WHO KNEW TAKING OFF DUCK TAPE HURTS!!!
armada_fml 0
I really hope you aren't over the age of 12.
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Comments (163)
mikeyforge 0
OH NO! WHO KNEW TAKING OFF DUCK TAPE HURTS!!!
voveraite 7
Duck tape? OMG, what part of ducks do they use to make it from? :O
ClumsyJason 3
LMFAOO! fail
itsmyflife1323 0
like chopping your fingers off won't hurt? hahhah
thatoneguyinca 0
Obviously women don't..... Oh, when will they learn to stay in the kitchen and have no thoughts or ideas? Sigh......that'll be the day
fantomix_fml 0
Duck tape was actually the original name for it, so either is appropriate. http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/duckvsduct.html
ilovefatcats 12
um how is that a FML? it's ducktape grow up
EmmaMarieCullen 0
no it doesn't! it doesn't hurt
widowmaker36 0
dude it's duct tape they use it for air ducts
superboboboi 0
actually it is ducT tape. ducK tape is just a brand of ducT tape.
mrstomkaulitz 0
asshole
noobgang7 5
Really, you think that hurts? Cleary you haven't had a friend put duct tape on your legs. The FML is the op is retarded enough to actually do this.
Awesomeness44 9
@131 I agree. That doesnt hurt. But it might if OP has a mustache.....
KitchKraft 21
Sometimes you get bored enough to try the most random shit. And yes, that includes duct taping your mouth shut for no reason. And then realizing that you've dug yourself into a hole.
RipIt 0
lame lame laaaaaame
jc95sd 3
1. Did you make an account just for this rip related post?! 2. I learned it hurts when your girlfriend puts duct tape all over you're balls after you slept together for the first time.
armada_fml 0
I really hope you aren't over the age of 12.
null_fml 11
OP, I disagree with your assessment.
broken_chaos 0
It's not actually that bad, unless you've really sealed it up well... Saliva often does half the job -- you can sometimes get the duct tape almost entirely off without even touching it with your hands, for instance.
whataloadofbull 0
That is disgusting. I'm assuming you have experience... vat a douchebag.
hahoon11 0
why is this an FML I'm preety sure ur not the only one whose put duct tape on some part of their body and realized the removal of the duct tape wasn't pain free... suck it up this isn't an FML
jc21_fml 1
unless your lips came off, this isn't an FML. you suck.
sarcasticbitch 7
How old are u?
dzerzhinsky 0
YTDI for being a grade A twat
zuluz 0
Haha my one is as cheesy as this :D