It's a witch!
By umm... - /
Monday 30 March 2020 23:00 /
Australia - Canberra
Scottish lass living in California with my husband and five (almost 6) rescue cats, two possoms named Magnus and Silas, stray cat (named Solomon, whose the almost 6th) and a snail called Cliff! đ
Been living with chronic pain since I was seventeen ...it's a wee bastard to deal wi on a 24--feckin-7 basis! Thankfully my husband and daft animal kids help my sanity (or insanity) :-)
Moved to the US alone, knowing no-one or a place to stay, ha. I cannot believe I've lived here a third of my life now! đź Fuck I'm getting to be an old bastard! Hoping to be a full US citizen, dual citizenship next year ...yasssss ....then you canny get rid of me!
I'm always about for a wee chat if you'd like :-)
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100 kick-ass comments
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