sarkycow

About Sarkycow

Scottish lass living in California with my husband and five (almost 6) rescue cats, two possoms named Magnus and Silas, stray cat (named Solomon, whose the almost 6th) and a snail called Cliff! 😀 Been living with chronic pain since I was seventeen ...it's a wee bastard to deal wi on a 24--feckin-7 basis! Thankfully my husband and daft animal kids help my sanity (or insanity) :-) Moved to the US alone, knowing no-one or a place to stay, ha. I cannot believe I've lived here a third of my life now! 😮 Fuck I'm getting to be an old bastard! Hoping to be a full US citizen, dual citizenship next year ...yasssss ....then you canny get rid of me! I'm always about for a wee chat if you'd like :-)

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Mobility
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Work is a 4-letter word
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
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I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
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I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
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I moderated this!
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Censored
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Judgmental
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Up and coming moderator
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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50 favorites
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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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One of us!
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