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About Sarkycow
Scottish lass living in California with my husband and five (almost 6) rescue cats, two possoms named Magnus and Silas, stray cat (named Solomon, whose the almost 6th) and a snail called Cliff! 😀 Been living with chronic pain since I was seventeen ...it's a wee bastard to deal wi on a 24--feckin-7 basis! Thankfully my husband and daft animal kids help my sanity (or insanity) :-) Moved to the US alone, knowing no-one or a place to stay, ha. I cannot believe I've lived here a third of my life now! 😼 Fuck I'm getting to be an old bastard! Hoping to be a full US citizen, dual citizenship next year ...yasssss ....then you canny get rid of me! I'm always about for a wee chat if you'd like :-)
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Sarkycow's FML badges

  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.

  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

  • Socialite

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

  • Perfectionist

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    29%

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    67%

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    13%

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    76%

  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    12%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    59%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%

  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    61%

  • One of us!

    Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.
    20%
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Sarkycow's favorite FMLs

It's a witch!

I agree, your life sucks
By umm... - / Monday 30 March 2020 23:00 / Australia - Canberra
I agree, your life sucks
By Username - / Wednesday 5 June 2019 20:00 /

Giant Inflatable Colon Stolen From Hospital

They just want their colon back!

I agree, your life sucks
By Gloria Borger - / Tuesday 23 October 2018 23:55 /
I agree, your life sucks
By ugh / Tuesday 1 December 2015 03:52 / Canada - Lethbridge
I agree, your life sucks
By no new apartment for me - / Thursday 18 July 2013 19:53 / United States - Hagerstown
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