sarkycow

About Sarkycow

Scottish lass living in California with my husband and five (almost 6) rescue cats, two possoms named Magnus and Silas, stray cat (named Solomon, whose the almost 6th) and a snail called Cliff! 😀 Been living with chronic pain since I was seventeen ...it's a wee bastard to deal wi on a 24--feckin-7 basis! Thankfully my husband and daft animal kids help my sanity (or insanity) :-) Moved to the US alone, knowing no-one or a place to stay, ha. I cannot believe I've lived here a third of my life now! 😮 Fuck I'm getting to be an old bastard! Hoping to be a full US citizen, dual citizenship next year ...yasssss ....then you canny get rid of me! I'm always about for a wee chat if you'd like :-)

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Socialite
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

12%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

33%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

64%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

41%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

22%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

44%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

61%
One of us!
Welcome to the club! You posted 5 times on the Timeline.

20%

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Sarkycow's favorite FMLs

Today, at the beach, I swam pretty far out into the ocean. I ended up getting pummelled by the waves and got a painful cramp in my leg. The whole beach watched me flail and scream, while my friends rolled their eyes as they dragged me out of the water. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username - / Wednesday 5 June 2019 20:00 /

Giant Inflatable Colon Stolen From Hospital

They just want their colon back!

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Gloria Borger - / Tuesday 23 October 2018 23:55 /

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ugh / Tuesday 1 December 2015 03:52 / Canada - Lethbridge

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By no new apartment for me - / Thursday 18 July 2013 19:53 / United States - Hagerstown

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 July 2009 09:38 / United States

Beginner

Mobility

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

At night, all FMLs are grey.

Happy ending

I never take things to heart

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

I like your style

The Mixer

What'ch'all looking at?

Supersize Menu

Socialite

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

A new thumb

Judgmental

Censored

It's in the can!

Profile completed

I agree, my mouse works.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Perfectionist

One more and it's business time

Santa Claus

42

100 kick-ass comments

50 quality comments

50 favorites

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

YDI Master

One of us!

Giant Inflatable Colon Stolen From Hospital