Giant Inflatable Colon Stolen From Hospital
They just want their colon back!
By Gloria Borger - /
Tuesday 23 October 2018 23:55 /
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Scottish lass living in California with my husband and seven rescue cats (yes, effin' 7 cats!) and a possom named Magnus! đ
Been living with chronic pain since I was seventeen ...it's a wee bastard to deal wi on a 24-7 basis! Thankfully my husband and cat-kids help my sanity (or insanity) :-)
I'm always about for a wee chat if you'd like :-)
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