By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

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Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
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cynide 13

DA Fuq did I just read?

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HowAreYouToday 34

Well... I believe its something called 'words.' They're arranged in 'sentences.'

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babyshanice 12

Yea I don't know how much English they know with the first two words of that sentence.

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TheCanucklehead 22

#1 I think we're all thinking the same thing..this is just creepy

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Wolvander88 19

Anybody watch The Intouchables? The ears are the last erogenous zones left for a tetraplegic. Makes sense.

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PinkieKeen 20

Well cleaning your ears can feel pretty good, but wtf ._.

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ViRepz 28

How did this not get moderated away?

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ViRepz 28

The OP is probably leaving out where his other hand was...

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lochiamochia 25

"Cleaning out my ears with a Q-tip, .... I just jizzed in my pants...."

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Trix_Disorder 20

Yep, that sure was the reference.

revan546 24

Well... That escalated quickly!

J1bbl3 3

No... It didn't... In fact there was zero escalation in those above comments.

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oh_merde 11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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neeni88 23

Is that supposed to deter OP from doing it? Cause if an ****** is the punishment for sticking Q-tips in your ear, then I wouldn't mind being bad!

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Dusty_Busters 15

I don't think his ears are "down there"

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symfora 17

I know that this can feel good, but this good? Really?

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nurchok 15

Yes, ears have lots of nerve ends (probably more than a ******** and a ******** combined) so some people may get ****** out of it, provided the rights ones were stimulated at the right time...

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DividableByZero 11

Where do you get your information 107? The creepy ice cream van driver?

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Sounds like you cleaned more than your ears out.

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skyeyez9 24

He emptied his balls as well.

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glamorous18 10

cleaning out my ears, yeah they're gettin' squeaky clean, I'm cleaning out the other & I, **** IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!

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