By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

Spicy
Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 048
You deserved it 19 148

Same thing different taste

Comments

cynide 13
HowAreYouToday 34

Well... I believe its something called 'words.' They're arranged in 'sentences.'

Yea I don't know how much English they know with the first two words of that sentence.

#1 I think we're all thinking the same thing..this is just creepy

Anybody watch The Intouchables? The ears are the last erogenous zones left for a tetraplegic. Makes sense.

Well cleaning your ears can feel pretty good, but wtf ._.

ViRepz 28

How did this not get moderated away?

ViRepz 28

The OP is probably leaving out where his other hand was...

"Cleaning out my ears with a Q-tip, .... I just jizzed in my pants...."

Trix_Disorder 20

Yep, that sure was the reference.

revan546 24

Well... That escalated quickly!

No... It didn't... In fact there was zero escalation in those above comments.

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Is that supposed to deter OP from doing it? Cause if an ****** is the punishment for sticking Q-tips in your ear, then I wouldn't mind being bad!

Dusty_Busters 15

I don't think his ears are "down there"

I know that this can feel good, but this good? Really?

nurchok 15

Yes, ears have lots of nerve ends (probably more than a ******** and a ******** combined) so some people may get ****** out of it, provided the rights ones were stimulated at the right time...

Where do you get your information 107? The creepy ice cream van driver?

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sounds like you cleaned more than your ears out.

glamorous18 10

cleaning out my ears, yeah they're gettin' squeaky clean, I'm cleaning out the other & I, **** IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!