By ANON - 13/08/2013 23:53 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 933
You deserved it 19 100

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talk about ear-otic

Andy Samberg? Is that you?


DA Fuq did I just read?

HowAreYouToday 34

Well... I believe its something called 'words.' They're arranged in 'sentences.'

Yea I don't know how much English they know with the first two words of that sentence.

#1 I think we're all thinking the same thing..this is just creepy

Anybody watch The Intouchables? The ears are the last erogenous zones left for a tetraplegic. Makes sense.

Well cleaning your ears can feel pretty good, but wtf ._.

How did this not get moderated away?

Wtf??? Are you serious ._______.

Nope, he's kidding.

Can this even happen?

Apparently it did happen..

The OP is probably leaving out where his other hand was...

Andy Samberg? Is that you?

"Cleaning out my ears with a Q-tip, .... I just jizzed in my pants...."

Yep, that sure was the reference.

Well... That escalated quickly!

No... It didn't... In fact there was zero escalation in those above comments.

This is the true form of EARGASM

75- Well, that didn't escalate at all!

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Is that supposed to deter OP from doing it? Cause if an orgasm is the punishment for sticking Q-tips in your ear, then I wouldn't mind being bad!

I don't think his ears are "down there"

I know that this can feel good, but this good? Really?

Yes, ears have lots of nerve ends (probably more than a dickhead and a clitoris combined) so some people may get orgasm out of it, provided the rights ones were stimulated at the right time...

Where do you get your information 107? The creepy ice cream van driver?

Sounds like you cleaned more than your ears out.

He emptied his balls as well.

That's the joke.

cleaning out my ears, yeah they're gettin' squeaky clean, I'm cleaning out the other & I, JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!

talk about ear-otic

You win the Internet today. Lol

I just fell in love with that pun.

I have one question... would you like amm or fmm