Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
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agentaquamarine
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talk about ear-otic
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ghostlilac
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Andy Samberg? Is that you?
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cynide
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DA Fuq did I just read?
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HowAreYouToday
| 34
Well... I believe its something called 'words.' They're arranged in 'sentences.'
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babyshanice
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Yea I don't know how much English they know with the first two words of that sentence.
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TheCanucklehead
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#1 I think we're all thinking the same thing..this is just creepy
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Wolvander88
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Anybody watch The Intouchables? The ears are the last erogenous zones left for a tetraplegic. Makes sense.
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PinkieKeen
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Well cleaning your ears can feel pretty good, but wtf ._.
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ViRepz
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How did this not get moderated away?
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Arkana_fml
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Wtf???
Are you serious ._______.
Are you serious ._______.
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JoeGrant
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Nope, he's kidding.
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Banyes
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wowowowo
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ywolfgl
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Can this even happen?
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ryan4723
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Apparently it did happen..
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ViRepz
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The OP is probably leaving out where his other hand was...
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ghostlilac
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Andy Samberg? Is that you?
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lochiamochia
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"Cleaning out my ears with a Q-tip, .... I just jizzed in my pants...."
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Trix_Disorder
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Yep, that sure was the reference.
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revan546
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Well... That escalated quickly!
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J1bbl3
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No... It didn't... In fact there was zero escalation in those above comments.
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Syncronisis
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This is the true form of EARGASM
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SomeRandomGuy15
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75- Well, that didn't escalate at all!
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oh_merde
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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neeni88
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Is that supposed to deter OP from doing it? Cause if an orgasm is the punishment for sticking Q-tips in your ear, then I wouldn't mind being bad!
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Dusty_Busters
| 15
I don't think his ears are "down there"
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speakersboom
| 19
ew!
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symfora
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I know that this can feel good, but this good? Really?
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nurchok
| 15
Yes, ears have lots of nerve ends (probably more than a dickhead and a clitoris combined) so some people may get orgasm out of it, provided the rights ones were stimulated at the right time...
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DividableByZero
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Where do you get your information 107? The creepy ice cream van driver?
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Capt_Oblivious
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Sounds like you cleaned more than your ears out.
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skyeyez9
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He emptied his balls as well.
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alicespoons
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That's the joke.
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glamorous18
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cleaning out my ears,
yeah they're gettin' squeaky clean,
I'm cleaning out the other & I,
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!
yeah they're gettin' squeaky clean,
I'm cleaning out the other & I,
JIZZ IN MY PANTS!!!!!!!!
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agentaquamarine
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talk about ear-otic
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Dusty_Busters
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Well done!
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zen1979
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You win the Internet today. Lol
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speakersboom
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I just fell in love with that pun.
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Conner Dalbeck
| 15
I have one question... would you like amm or fmm