Well... I believe its something called 'words.' They're arranged in 'sentences.'

Yea I don't know how much English they know with the first two words of that sentence.

#1 I think we're all thinking the same thing..this is just creepy

Anybody watch The Intouchables? The ears are the last erogenous zones left for a tetraplegic. Makes sense.

Well cleaning your ears can feel pretty good, but wtf ._.

How did this not get moderated away?

Nope, he's kidding.

Apparently it did happen..

The OP is probably leaving out where his other hand was...

"Cleaning out my ears with a Q-tip, .... I just jizzed in my pants...."

Yep, that sure was the reference.

Well... That escalated quickly!

No... It didn't... In fact there was zero escalation in those above comments.

This is the true form of EARGASM

75- Well, that didn't escalate at all!

Is that supposed to deter OP from doing it? Cause if an orgasm is the punishment for sticking Q-tips in your ear, then I wouldn't mind being bad!

I don't think his ears are "down there"

ew!

Yes, ears have lots of nerve ends (probably more than a dickhead and a clitoris combined) so some people may get orgasm out of it, provided the rights ones were stimulated at the right time...

Where do you get your information 107? The creepy ice cream van driver?

He emptied his balls as well.

That's the joke.

Well done!

You win the Internet today. Lol

I just fell in love with that pun.

I have one question... would you like amm or fmm