Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML
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OcampoFTW 4
Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"
marmots 0
At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"
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Comments (343)
dstivers 0
He sLAID you with his light saber. play on words for you grammar nazis.
nunsrtight69 0
hahahahahahaha
Johnnygirl13 0
hahahahaha!
decidedlyvague 11
or. he melted her blasted doors, by shoving his light saber up to the hilt. :P
fcukthat 0
wish there was a "Not an FML" button. your bf is awesome!!
thehoneybadger 10
Too. Much. Information.
Mysanitywins 10
Then don't post or read it.
robert2597 0
I'll enter mine into you whenever you want, however you want!!!!!!
absolutegrrr 7
how romantic :)
ruthfus 4
thats cool? why you complaining?
Rodrigue_fml 0
nice sex poster in the back
promarkchris 6
cant take you seriously. dial the hipsterism down a notch
beautifulsadness 0
thank you kind sir for the hipster comment. made me laugh.
Asystole 0
may he force one in you... er may the force be with you.
cutiepie343 7
wow. epic win dude. :D
iLOLatURpain69 7
29 - Your shirts backwards.
Jacobt24 19
He took the picture infront of a mirror
anthonyds 0
you shoulda played along!
ladyluck82 9
Are you serious? EVERYONE knows the Star Wars theme song. My 13 year old brother even does and that's before his time...smh
DaangItsBrooke 8
that was random...?
melissa333jade 3
No she should of dumped that nerd and get as quickly away from that sick freak as possible!!!
jomotto 3
how you sing a melody that has no lyrics ??
ladyluck82 9
EVERYONE knows the Star Wars theme. My 13 year old brother knows it and that was way before his time (obviously) smh
doctor_awesome 8
longest widow's peak I've ever seen. js.
TheRealHouse 7
bomm bomm bomm bompa- dom bompa-domm.. lol idk
ashmichelle85 0
very true!
fooldaddyswag 3
Youre a dumbass
rawritsannie 0
you must be retarded.
ladyluck82 9
I would've played along!!! lol
sabresrock 0
me too
funkyspacemonkey 0
Words with friends-FunkySpaceMonkey
gadgetgti 0
I don't do stars wars I just get the deed done properly and maturely
Mysanitywins 10
Well, you sound boring..
AceShots95 0
like those two british people on family guy:P