clumsylittleme

About Clumsylittleme

Things I love: MEE(: Family Friends Life Being Happy My Phone FML's Friday Nights The Mall Parks Parties Things I hate: Using Q's instead of G's Stupid People Being Wrong Homework Being Grounded People Talking Over Me Message me sometime if you want.. (;

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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

16%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

52%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

70%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

76%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

38%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

33%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Clumsylittleme's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to put my computer on slideshow mode. Did you know that hidden files are also read when you put slideshow on? I discovered this, as did my entire family, when my naked girlfriend appeared on the screen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Mr Hawks / Friday 19 December 2008 05:17 / France

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By bman - / Saturday 7 April 2012 06:41 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By StinkyandStupid / Thursday 15 March 2012 17:49 / United States

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CallaC - / Thursday 15 March 2012 02:01 / Canada

Today, I got my braces put on. This is the second time I've had them. The first time was after my cousin opened a car door in my face. This time a jock punched me in the mouth for saying that Reese's taste the same as Snickers peanut butter. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By braceface / Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:12 / United States

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clumsylittleme

Beginner

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

Judgmental

Consolation prize

One ring to rule them all

A new thumb

It's in the can!

Profile completed

Mobility

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

The thumb strikes back

YDI Master

50 favorites

50 quality comments

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time