Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: War drums - FML

War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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Beam me up!

By saynotochrispine - 28/07/2009 04:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that we could try living out one of his fantasies. When I showed up ready to go, he began playing the theme song to Star Trek and asked me to call him Mr. Spock. FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

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Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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OcampoFTW 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:06

Hopefully he didn't say "I am your father!"

marmots 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 12:11

At least he didn't call your ****** "Chewbacca"

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sydneyaval 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:25

wuteva cant u take a joke?

iluvdavid 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:28

thats epic!!

dannycarey 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:49

I bet he hums the Imperial March when he wanks.

hahopps 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:56

Kool ._.

ghettojoker 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:03

you should have said " theres a big disturbance in the force" and gotten off lol

andoprime 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:07

there are no words how did he sing that?

eminemchick 19

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:29

dun dun dun dodododo ^like that

twelfinity 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:20

that's awesome!!!

Mipz 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:22

Did it go in? Negative. it just impacted in the surface...

that_one_guy14 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:27

Dude you pic is amazing

Playful1985 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:37

You should have ended it right there, gotten up and put on your clothes. You need to teach guys how to please you, not silently condone what he did and then bitch/hate him for it when he's not around

lilovatch 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 18:49

Enter this ****** u must young padawan

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