Trash the lot

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 16:00

Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 237
You deserved it 2 767

Same thing different taste

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WTH? Get a hotel or find another place to do the deed. Using your parent's bed is disrespectful and just no.

Make your girlfriend buy a new set of replacement sheets. Smoking in bed is just absurd.

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You shouldn't be sleeping on your parents bed. Don't you have your own?

WTH? Get a hotel or find another place to do the deed. Using your parent's bed is disrespectful and just no.

Make your girlfriend buy a new set of replacement sheets. Smoking in bed is just absurd.

She smoked and bled on your mother's sheets. I'm sure mom's going to be proud of you.

You sure know how to pick beds and girlfriends.

Why the hell would you use your parents' bed? And honestly, I'd make her pay to get them brand new sheets just like the ones she ruined. Any responsible woman knows when to expect her period, and if she can't be cautious enough to not burn things with her cigarette, she shouldn't be smoking them.

giffinator6 5

I agree with you, however I disagree with "responsible women" knowing when they get their period. By all means this woman is not responsible, in any way shape or form, I would not deal with that. although, I'm on a certain birth control that does not have a consistent period, I can be without a period for months, or I can get my period 3 weeks in a month

its not only your period that makes you bleed, my overy is turned around, so it stores blood and every time i have sex with a big guy i bleed

Shit happens. So do periods. But smoking in bed is just stupid. Either she replaces everything or get a new girlfriend.

cpguru24 13

Yikes. And gross. Your gross. Your girlfriend is gross. Smoking is gross. Sleeping (and activities) in your parents bed is gross. Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.