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By Sam - 03/02/2009 22:38 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By pooh anne - 26/02/2013 20:26 - United States - Fort Smith

Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2010 15:09 - Canada

Today, I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good. I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me. Then he added, "What's funny is it looks nothing like you!" FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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By awkword - 31/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Mckeesport

Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By littelace - 19/02/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

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BlueRiverAries 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:07

Maybe you should work out until you can pull off the outfit? Or opt for a size up. Wear something that flatters you, everyone has a different shape.

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Monday 25 October 2010 8:13

She says Saturday to empathize that the picture was recent, and not an old one like the boyfriend thought.

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greenman_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:23

You are a common prostitute, smeared with the paint of seduction, flaunting your wiles for Satan!

shinshoku13 19

Wednesday 25 April 2012 3:35

Um what the ****?

LoLoLo_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 5:15

#3 hahahaha!! And yeah #6 is right.

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:40

What a wanker (presumably, now, literally)

BlueRiverAries 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:07

Maybe you should work out until you can pull off the outfit? Or opt for a size up. Wear something that flatters you, everyone has a different shape.

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:44

#1 That is evil and I will stay away from you after that one. :P

bsaucedo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 3:09

#1 wins .

zzNPzz 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:49

#1 is pretty messed up and would make an FML for the guy

notsocrafty 0

Friday 12 June 2009 5:37

Wow, he's like a modern day Errol Flynn. /1930's film reference, you know, for the kids.

crutchboy90 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:44

wow....just, wow

somethingawesome 9

Tuesday 14 July 2009 6:45

Ummmmmmm

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Dirty room

Poor excuse

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