FML : Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would...

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Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By valene5687 / Wednesday 27 January 2016 05:20 / United States - Gretna

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By Mpii | 11

#6521276 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:05

Cheer up OP. None of us would have made it in easily. However you might want to highten your security. If you can make it in, so can someone else.

By pjsr | 31

#6521297 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:36

Only a ninja

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By Gamminger | 9

#6521274 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:04

Well.. at least you tried

By Mpii | 11

#6521276 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:05

Cheer up OP. None of us would have made it in easily. However you might want to highten your security. If you can make it in, so can someone else.

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pjsr | 31

#6521297 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:36

Only a ninja

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M3DO | 24

#6521562 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 20:30

Haha, I used to get locked out all the time when noones home and I went through the windows and backyard. Looks like watching 007 finally helped me in something

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aahm1403 | 5

#6522934 - Friday 29 January 2016 3:18

I don't think security was the issue, he broke a window to get in. Anyone can break a window lol.

By Tripartita | 44

#6521277 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:07

As a general rule of thumb, if your plan can best be described by using a noun as a verb, it's a bad plan. Unfortunately, this also means no Photoshopping or favoriting videos on YouTube.

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warsun | 27

#6521310 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:54

Huh

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Roxas_hearts | 27

#6521680 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 23:40

You can't win 'em all, I guess.

By lillemy | 14

#6521280 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:12

cudos for trying. feel better op!

By emeraldisle | 30

#6521282 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:16

Leave the ninja skills to the professionals.

By NightOWL666 | 14

#6521283 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:17

The great white ninja has returned! Didn't happen in Beverly Hills by chance?

By gatorclay97 | 28

#6521284 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:23

Probably should have opened the window first.

By annoyedperson | 25

#6521286 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:26

I thought most people hid a key somewhere near their house in case something like this happens

By Thoricsteam20 | 24

#6521288 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:28

*Mission Impossible theme plays*

By LalapaloozaChick | 14

#6521304 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 15:51

when your goal is to be the ultimate ninja warrior, but now you have to rethink your career.

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