By valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
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Cheer up OP. None of us would have made it in easily. However you might want to highten your security. If you can make it in, so can someone else.

Only a ninja

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Well.. at least you tried

Cheer up OP. None of us would have made it in easily. However you might want to highten your security. If you can make it in, so can someone else.

Only a ninja

Haha, I used to get locked out all the time when noones home and I went through the windows and backyard. Looks like watching 007 finally helped me in something

I don't think security was the issue, he broke a window to get in. Anyone can break a window lol.

As a general rule of thumb, if your plan can best be described by using a noun as a verb, it's a bad plan. Unfortunately, this also means no Photoshopping or favoriting videos on YouTube.

You can't win 'em all, I guess.

cudos for trying. feel better op!

Leave the ninja skills to the professionals.

The great white ninja has returned! Didn't happen in Beverly Hills by chance?

Probably should have opened the window first.

I thought most people hid a key somewhere near their house in case something like this happens

*Mission Impossible theme plays*

when your goal is to be the ultimate ninja warrior, but now you have to rethink your career.