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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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docscientist 9

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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nicoleanddrake 0

are your lips chapped yet?

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Egnar 19

You deserve this! Really, what did you expect from this? Did you think he would ignore your request?. . .In fact had he ignored your request I'm sure there would still be an FML and it would read: "Today, I promised my boyfriend a ******** every time he does the dishes. . .They're still not done. . .He chooses being dirty over getting intimate with his girlfriend. FML." You knew he'd desire a ******** which is why you offered it! And frankly, if he's cleaning dishes [after the first time] that are already clean you give him a single ******* and tell him it doesn't count as cleaning if they're already clean. . . .Now you have to live with your decision.

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wmsdubstep 6

Should've threatened to take his XBOX/PS3, that's if he owns one, of course!

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harbqll 0

Um...you are aware she's his girlfriend, and not him mother, right? Or is your boyfriend such a pussy that this is what you're used to?

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twizzy21 0

She wears the pants in the relationship. Haha

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Zombieslayer1 0

You can't just take something away from someone just because you don't want to live up to a really sweet promise.

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lmaoatall 6

when he polishes the silver, your going to have to return the favor and polish his knob extra good.

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cbizkitten 0

a bet is a bet. now get on your knees. lol

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louie111887 0

a promise is a promise. now op should get on her knees right 54 ? I agree with you. 

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ceddyz17 10

you better keep up your end of the deal

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louie111887 0

op better. because she said she would do it. and if her bf does what SHE said then he should get some bjs haha

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harbqll 0

My wife uses a similar arrangement to get me to mow/edge the lawn.

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docscientist 9

You must buy the best damn fertilizer available.

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caaklove 0

I don't see how this can be answered as i agree, your life sucks. while you may not have expected that he would do the dishes, you should have chosen something in return that you're more willing to do. YDI. and he deserves it. haha.

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