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By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States

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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML
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docscientist 9

I guess you should have him eat out more.

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sourgirl101 28

He did his chore now it's time for you to do your chore! Joking aside, the fact that sex is involved may turn people's minds into thinking that it's a whorish thing to trade and it might be, if that's what you feel about it now. However, it's your realationship and if you don't like the out come then change the deal. I'm pretty sure the boyfriend was trying to make an extra joke about it by washing dishes that are already clean. Seems funny on his part.

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louie111887 0

I hate it when women in relationships pull that double standard and just change the rules from an already said deal. my ex used to have "rules" with me and she would change them if she didn't like certain outcomes. but if I ever tried to change these so called "rules" she would either get mad or not want to follow them. maybe my ex was just a bitch. lol I don't know. 63-sourgirl- I'm not hating on you though. your comment just happened to remind me of crap my ex would pull on me hahaha. and in fact I love your comments haha. you're one of my favorite fmlers.

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sourgirl101 28

Thank you Louie! (: And you're right! It does suck when things are one sided and she could change the "rules" but you couldn't. But even in the business world, many deals need tweaking here and there. That's all I meant by changing the deal. Compromise. My husband does the dishes at our house. I have my own deal with him. Lol

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goldfish78 11

3x a day of ******* for washing dishes. make sure he also wash his ****.

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TraceCase_ 19

Should have stuck your foot in your mouth before offering that up. Now you have dick times a million to look forward to in there.

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Cowgirl098 0

What did you expect?

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robchfra 5

Just make sure you follow through on the agreement. You suggested it, you follow up on it. :0

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lalalihsuh 0

maybe you should re negotiate a new promise ?

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Zombieslayer1 0

that is totally lame to change a deal. She said she would give this lucky guy a bj every time he did the dishes, to change that agreement would be super bitchy. Time to get some Chapstick.

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