Creepy crawlies

By joolsie - 28/02/2010 02:03 - United Kingdom

Today, after a particularly gruesome nightmare about spiders due to my irrational phobia, I decided to try and desensitise myself by googling 'house spiders'. I can't stop the feeling of something crawling over every inch of my body, but at least I now know they can live up to six years. FML
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Same thing different taste

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why did I have to read this right before I go to bed...

PsychoMerk 0

It's ok OP, I have an irrational phobia of owls... yet my favorite place to eat is Hooters... the irony makes me ashamed of myself :(

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Numino 0

True Fact: No matter where you are, you are never more then 6 feet away from a spider

beiberlookalike1 0

only when it's fear of gays is it their fault???

rds029 0

What if im in an empty 7x7 room and everything is white and the room is 10 feet tall and i see no spiders what then?

why did I have to read this right before I go to bed...

You are Fake and Gay Keep on Trolling

Ohh and it's been said you are ALWAYS within 3-5 feet of a spider!!!

also in your lifetime your will swallow around 8 spiders in your sleep because they sometime crawl into your mouth. just thought the op might like to know that :D

Blue_Coconuts 7
jason2468 0

how is this an fml it's just sayin that she looke. up spiders on google big woop

Black widows are so poisonous, one bite can kill a man 8 times. Also, they are native to New York.

and don't forget the possibility that they can crawl in you ear, lay their eggs and then you not know it until baby spiders start crawling out from your ear...

ladida94 0

splendid.! and lmaooo thritto.!

ladida94 0

and kill a man 8 times.?? lol he shoulda stayed dead tha first time lolzzz

dudeitsdanny 9

Charmander! ...... We're naming pokemon, right? Ditto and all...?

jasonsaied 1

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha 104

great I read this before I went to bed .... thanks

As a fellow arachnophobe, I can assure you that this is not something I wanted to know :(((

applebee_16 0

I have the same phobia. fml I have anxiety attacks if i see a spider near me... ugh

I do to I stopped breathing and then cried for an hour from flashbacks.

Rumor has it that you are always within three feet of a spider.

WhatANoob 0

omfg guys I'm like...awsomernthen sll of u cuz I'm laikencommentorn7 lolololool

PsychoMerk 0

It's ok OP, I have an irrational phobia of owls... yet my favorite place to eat is Hooters... the irony makes me ashamed of myself :(

You shouldn't be afraid of Hooters. Judging from your profile pic that seems like a potential job opportunity.

PsychoMerk 0

no... I seriously freak out Dx and thank you :) that made my day! :D

My dad was working as a cop and he was clearong an old drug barn when he opened a door a huge owl landed on his arm >:)

chandlerthedog 0

I didn't know they could live up to 6 years!!!

noobgang7 5

I found out if you kill one it doesn't live for 6 years?!

They can live UP TO six years. So obviously, if you kill it, it won't live six years.

f_your_life_09 0

ewwww I hate spiders. well now u know not to ever google ur irrational fears again :D

when there's a spider in my room, I'm always too squeemish to squash it so I trap it in a box and set it free. one time I forgot to set it free though and I found an old dried up spider a month later. XD hehe

facingforeverr 0

lol ummm how do you feel lije stuffs crawling on you. id say this is morw like a mental disorder than a fear...ive only gotten tht feeling twice nd wen it happend i was trippin

dudeitsdanny 9

I'd say you're still "trippin", number 11.

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