I know right haha what guy wouldn't wash all the dishes for a bj!! op your mouth is going to be so sore by the end of the week hahaha

Even if it's only dirty dishes the bf only needs to use them - I'm sure he can think of an excuse - and then wash them... :P Might slow him down though.

you have a lucky boyfriend!

not her body. just her mouth

haha that's funny

her bf 42... her bf

At the rate your bf is washing dishes, you wont have time to come up for air.

My boyfriend tried to pay me for a blow job. When I said no he threw a tantrum like a 4 year old. cool.

you should use this to get him to do all the house work i.e. cut the grass = 2 bjs. You will never have to lift a finger again (just move your head up and down) and just think, you normally gave bjs for free. If this works well you can see what else you can get through bjs, it's win, win. lol

why don't women enjoy sex? it sure seems like it

89 I hope he's your ex now. and OP just give him a blow job for free god dammit! especially if he eats you out you gotta return the favor!

As simple as 1-2-3.

wow. your a dumbass. it's her fucking boyfriend not 3 random guys! jeez get over yourself and stop calling out random girls for being whores just because they like to have fun.

mz booty why don't you show your face in your pics?? haha

well when it's her boyfriend you honestly can't say she's a whore....since the term for a whore/slut is to have multiple partners for sexual acts...-.- OP just a honest girlfriend whose plan backfired majorly..

Squeaky clean everything !!!

WTF..

140 -- simple. it's not her. |the kid|

She'll only have time to go down for cock.

OP: he cleans the dishes and you clean his....nevermind.

116, if it's no big deal, why don't you go suck some dick?

Don't just stop there OP make him do the laundry as well!!!

squeaky clean dishes for you. squeaky clean penis for your Bf. I don't see the Fml here...

youre hot

it's her bf .... she not giving her body to anyone and it's her mouth ..

righttt! that's wat I was thinkin

I see nothing wrong here....

how is she a whore? it's her boyfriend. everyone has sexual relations when dating. its not like shes selling her body to strangers.

Lol bad move on ur part ...

I've always wondered, do chicks like giving bjs or do they just put up with it coz let's face it must taste nasty

You have beautiful eyes.

hahaha !

if he gotten a dish washer, he's in hell of a treat

how is she a whore they're dating each other. she's not a prostitute!

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hell yea baby, get them knees dirty!!

motivation 101.....throw a bj in the mix.....

I would so redirty those dishes so I could clean them again

Is she gonna get a blow job too then?

what goes around cums around?

lol

lol 34

lmfaoooo

lmfaooooo

ha! come... like cum(: o teenage jokes... never get old

and then it's gonna front fire three more times

HA^

just lol.

get real there is no better way to get him to so dishes haha

Fine, there is a more mature way to get him to do it. Or you know, she should've thought through any potential loopholes... :P

shut up.

No.

^lmao

Your mom.

Shut up ~ you would do it for free drinks at the bar.

telling by your looks, it seems you don't get much, or have any experience. don't be jealous that she had a bf and you don't. wow people on here are arrogant.

Lol. ^^

i agree, no need to be a chores hooker, chores should be shared by both parts, and same with the sexual pleasures :) it should not be something to buy each others with

If that's how you look you couldn't trade a blowjob for a glass of water.

#219 If you're going to go about criticizing other's pics, you should at least have one of yourself.

219 wtf is wrong with you? I'd wash a Fedex truck with a kitchen sponge for her. Go die in a hole hater.

snafu63, not everything depends on looks, but then you sound a little too shallow to get that. Now grow up and stop trying to make people feel bad over the internet, it just makes you look like a jerk.

I rather, see it another way, it's like positive reinforcement. Do dishes, get reward.

negative #248. thats called trollin'. and if you have a problem with it, well, the massively huge Internet wasn't meant far ya, ugly

awww~

hell yeah!

Haha

Hey spicyduck, respond if your up to meeting a good Canadian boy :)

I'm deprived. help me out. ;)

CLASSIC!

#7 see it Cumming :P

No no. She wanted cleaning not gambling.

agreed.

pun intended?

Most definitely.

lmao!!!

win.

win.

87 love your hair you are gorgeous :) no homo haha

lawl xD

literally ;D

I was going to say that. :D

literally..

Ha, good one! I knew there'd be a pun for this FML, I just couldn't think if it :D

and swallow.

Suck it up and swallow your pride?